After the Whole Internet Turned Against Me, I Married an Amnesiac Movie Emperor

[Main story complete, bonus chapters in progress ^^] [The perfect man, jealous seme vs. a sharp-tongued, beautiful, devious princess uke] Everyone in the entertainment industry knew that actor Chi Jinchuan and top-tier star Yu Li had become sworn enemies after filming a commercial together. From then on, they couldn't stand each other. Until an accident on the set of an explosion scene. . When Yu Li saw the trending post “Three-time Best Actor Chi Jinchuan Seriously Injured and Unconscious,” he was in the middle of a scandal and being told by the whole internet to get out of show business. Before leaving, he decided to go say goodbye to his archrival. But when he walked in, his archrival was perfectly fine. It was just his brain that was broken. The moment Chi Jinchuan opened his eyes, a head of flamboyant pink hair appeared right in front of him. The hair was flashy, and the face beneath it even more so. He frowned. “...Who are you?” Yu Li looked him over for a moment, then suddenly smiled. “Your fiancé.” . After losing three years of memories, Chi Jinchuan discovered that he'd treated this “fiancé” terribly. It wasn't just that he'd refused to make their relationship public. He'd even humiliated him in front of everyone. Had his future self really turned into a scumbag? After a long silence, Chi Jinchuan, weighed down by guilt, decided to make it up to his fiancé a hundredfold. He immediately announced their relationship in grand fashion and joined a marriage-themed reality show. The two fanbases, who'd been fighting tooth and nail: ...Is this something a human being would say? Yu Li: ...Is this something a human being would say? Crap, he'd taken the joke too far. . One day, Chi Jinchuan opened his eyes again and looked at Yu Li, his expression briefly going still. Yu Li took a step back, instinctively on guard. “Did your memory come back?” Chi Jinchuan was silent for three seconds. “No.” Yu Li breathed a sigh of relief and leaned in to kiss him, as usual. “Love you, hubby~” Chi Jinchuan didn't respond right away. The next moment, a hand clasped the back of Yu Li's neck. A long kiss fell upon him, deeper and slower than any before, as though Chi Jinchuan were savoring him, making sure of something. At last, he pulled back a little. His gaze was deep, his voice hoarse: “Little Fish, good boy.” ❶ Sharp-tongued, beautiful, devious princess uke × cold, taciturn movie star seme who becomes a devoted husband after losing his memory ❷ My take on the entertainment industry. The seme is a movie star, but doesn't act in romance films. ❸ The uke is a top-tier singer whose nickname is “Princess.” After he and the seme get together, fans dub the seme “Prince Consort.” (Trying to be serious here.) ❹ One-on-one, both pure, both each other's first love. Handsome seme, beautiful uke. Enemies to lovers. ❺ No real-world inspiration. The story is entirely fictional. Please don't read too much into it. 💕 Here's a peek at my next historical fantasy: Surviving as Long as I Can by Becoming the Chosen One's Sidekick. Please add it to your collection~ On his first day after transmigrating into the body of a fox spirit cannon fodder, Jin Yuanyuan clutched his big fluffy tail and trembled. In the book, he tried to seduce Xiao Su, the protagonist, who cultivated the emotionless path. He didn't even make it half a chapter before Xiao Su slapped him into a fox-shaped pancake. Before he could figure out how to stay away from the protagonist and survive, a cannon-fodder comeback System bound itself to him and started drilling him relentlessly: 【Host! Our goal is to steal the protagonist's spotlight, become the new top-tier star of the cultivation world, and reach the pinnacle of life!】 Not far away, Xiao Su was gravely injured and near death. It was the perfect time to make a move. But when the young man's ruthless black eyes swept over him from behind a mask, Jin Yuanyuan blurted out, “C-couldn't I get plenty of scenes just by being his sidekick?” System: 【...You're the worst Host I've ever had.】 . Xiao Su had once been heaven's favorite. But after a rumor spread that he possessed an ancient treasure, he was ambushed, disfigured, and cast into the depths of despair. Everyone wanted to kick him while he was down. On a snowy night, grievously wounded and close to death, he thought he'd end up rotting in this ditch. Then a tiny golden figure came stumbling toward him. “If I save you, could you...” Another person after the treasure. Xiao Su scoffed. Of course everyone was equally greedy. Then the boy's clear voice rang out: “Let me be your sidekick!” . Later Xiao Su made a name for himself in battle. Waving a little flag, Jin Yuanyuan cheered him on with all his might. “Boss, you're awesome! Boss, you're the best!” Xiao Su tossed him the most precious ten-thousand-year-old snow lotus. “Use it to improve your cultivation. Don't be such a good-for-nothing.” The entire cultivation world went mad. Everyone knew Xiao Su was cold-hearted, ruthless, and decisive. So why was he giving a low-ranking little fox spirit the treasure that everyone in the cultivation world was fighting over, like it was candy? “That's no sidekick. He's obviously raising a child bride!” When Jin Yuanyuan heard the rumor, he jumped to his feet. “Don't talk nonsense! Boss and I have a perfectly pure master-servant relationship!” Xiao Su stood behind him, his gaze inscrutable. Jin Yuanyuan went about his days happily, completely oblivious. Until one day, Xiao Su drove away the Nth cultivator who'd tried to flirt with Jin Yuanyuan, pinned him against a wall, and rasped, “Don't smile at anyone else.” Jin Yuanyuan looked puzzled. “Boss, I'm recruiting talent for you!” Xiao Su could take no more. He grabbed Jin Yuanyuan by the cheeks and bit him. When the kiss ended, Jin Yuanyuan's cheeks were red, his eyes sparkling. “Boss! Is that some kind of special way to transfer cultivation?!” Xiao Su: “...” The System screamed in his mind: 【He wants to seduce you, you idiot!】 ❶ A timid but clever, beautiful little ray of sunshine uke × a disfigured, possessive, gloomy ghost of a seme ❷ A snarky, overprotective dad System ❸ The seme has a burned face and wears a mask at first, but recovers later. A little taste of the masked type. ❹ The uke is a cute little fox with puppy-like traits, an innocent face and a seductive body. He has a heat cycle. One-on-one, both pure, both each other's first love. 📖🌷 Here's a sweet modern romance by a friend: After Cross-Dressing, I Became the Wealthy Family's Dad, by Nong Xi To earn money from cross-dressing, Ruan Su took a high-paying nanny job. His employer was the powerful head of the illustrious Xie family. The job was simple: rein in his adopted twin boys, who'd driven countless professionals away. On the day of the interview, Xie Chiyan studied the pretty boy before him, who looked like a doll, and held out a contract. “Take them on a reality show. Make them look elegant, well-behaved, and well-mannered on camera, without a single flaw. Mess this up and you're gone, even if you're a fairy.” Ruan Su nodded obediently and simply breathed. Xie Chiyan: “...” What a pro. As a former top cross-dressing influencer, Ruan Su had no experience dealing with unruly boys. The twins were certainly difficult at first. The older boy had a cold, scrutinizing gaze, while the younger one was almost violently rebellious. Ruan Su didn't use any special tricks. He simply took up cross-dressing again, including attending parent-teacher meetings for them and playing the role of their mother. Before long, the two unruly twins were completely under his thumb. The production crew had hoped to portray the adopted sons as “textbook examples of wealthy heirs,” but the show gradually took a different turn. The boys did learn to behave, but all eyes were on Ruan Su. Netizens clipped videos of him patiently tutoring them, tenderly simmering soup in the kitchen with an apron on, and smiling helplessly as he straightened the twins' collars. The hashtags shot straight to the top of the trending list: #TheWholeInternetIsStealingMyMommyBoy# #LookAtMyMomLookAtMe# #WhyDoTheXieTwinsGetAnOtherworldlyMomLikeThis# Three months later, Xie Chiyan looked at his adopted sons, who no longer trashed the study, had started getting passing grades, offered to cut fruit in the kitchen, and dutifully went back to their rooms at eleven every night. For once, a look of satisfaction crossed his face. The family had never been so harmonious, until he happened to overhear the older boy whispering to a friend on the terrace: “I want to take care of him. I want him to stay by my side forever. Getting into A University is just the beginning. Once I graduate and get a stable job offer, I'll show my father that I can take responsibility for this relationship.” That night, Xie Chiyan had someone pry open the nanny's room. But what he saw made his breath catch: The younger boy had buried his face in Ruan Su's arms. Ruan Su wore a light pink silk dress, and the boy greedily breathed in his scent, arms wrapped tightly around him. “Mommy, you smell so good. I wish you were mine.” * Rumor had it that the head of the Xie family had a private problem. He was thirty-five, worth over a hundred million, and had never dated. But only those closest to him knew he wasn't completely cold. He had once developed feelings for a cross-dressing influencer online, but that person left the industry at the height of his fame, becoming the unforgotten white moonlight in Xie Chiyan's heart. Until he hired Ruan Su. Seeing how attached his sons were to Ruan Su in women's clothes, and hearing them call him “Mommy,” Xie Chiyan was swept up in that familiar feeling once again. “Tomorrow, you'll receive your dismissal notice and three months' severance.” Xie Chiyan delivered the news coolly. Only he knew how miserable he felt beneath his suit pants. Ruan Su really was dismissed. Only, he didn't leave the Xie family. Instead, he stayed there forever as the children's “Mommy.” Theme: Don't deceive people.