The Whole World of Cultivation Sees Me and Master as Colleagues

[The hateful silly dog is actually the gravity disciple and the murderous snake is actually the saint and the selfish master's daily life of pure hatred]✓ [After resurrecting, I found that the whole world was trying to kill me and the vicious master's licking dog to pursue me? ! ✓✓ [Master protects me from the wind and rain, but don't worry about where the wind and rain come from] ✓✓✓ Si Heng, who was causing trouble in the world and was notorious, failed to climb up the ladder to heaven and stab his master, who had already attained immortality, with a single shot. This was something he would regret until his death. But after he died, what was sold by storytellers in teahouses, street stalls, and bookstores were not his heroic achievements of killing everyone, but his sad past of following the master as a "dog licker"! ? A bunch of idiots who can't tell the difference between pursuit and pursuit, right? ? His eyes darkened, but when he turned the corner, he saw a person shouting "Master, Master" and pulling away the immortal who was supposed to be worshiped by the world at this moment in front of his eyes. Okay, you forgot about me again, right? You just like this kind of apprentice who acts as a dog for you, right? Come on! Satisfy you! I won't give up until I bite you to death! Wait, why does my master also like to see the two of us? ? Not only did he want to see him attack me back, he also wanted me to read those dirty words to him! ? Later, Si Heng realized that everything that happened back then had a reason. "If it weren't for you, wouldn't I have died long before I saw you for the first time?" Si Heng looked at the master who had been his lifelong enemy in front of him, and didn't know how to describe his feelings: "Since I have been resurrected, why are you still unwilling to tell me the truth? Even an explanation?" There is obviously still time, so why waste it on listening to him read these words every day? Master (ice cube face): I am about to die, can't I just enjoy myself in the moment? Disciple (yandering face): No. —— Small theater 1: Today's list of recommended books in the world of cultivation is as follows, please don't miss it if you pass by: TOP1 "The Merciless Taoist Immortal Please Love Me Once" TOP2 "Puppy Chasing Love: Master, Look at My Tail" TOP3 "The cold-faced master and his dog-licking apprentice" The Master, who was leisurely listening to a book, raised his head and looked at Si Heng, who was nailed to the wall by his own sword: "Dog, why didn't you show me your tail?" Si Heng, who was about to be kicked into hell by his master's sword, tremblingly put down the half-read storybook, looked at the master who was about to drink the poisonous tea, grinned and said: "... Because this disciple only wants you to die, my dear master." Si Heng: I hate you and want to kill you, but I also like you and admire you. —— Ps: Master is really a bit evil, chaotic and evil. He is not perfect. He is always harsh and vicious. The apprentice is really careless. He is obviously a loyal dog of the gravity system but he doesn't know it. He shouts that he wants to kill the master every day, but in fact every day: hate you, hate you to death, kill you, love you to death. ——Preview: "The miracle doctor poisoned me to cheat my soul and made me a child?" [The beautiful miracle doctor with a vicious mouth and an even more vicious heart (0) x The dog prince who once lost his memory after being poisoned and deceived himself into bending (1)] Gaowu Jianghu Yong Yunpei was assassinated on his way back to court after a victorious battle with the intention of marrying his beloved. When he narrowly escaped death, he met a doctor carrying a basket of medicine. The kind-hearted and beautiful doctor rescued him. He thought he had met a god, but he didn't expect it. The doctor asked him to pledge himself to him. "No, no, no, I have a beloved woman, and I will go back to marry her soon!" "Who to marry?" The doctor sneered as soon as he finished speaking, he drank a bowl of medicinal soup directly. When Yong Yunpei opened his eyes again, he no longer remembered anything. He only heard the doctor in front of him say: "You: my husband, I: your husband, this is my home." After saying this, the doctor left, as if he didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, and even disliked him a little. Yong Yunpei: Huh? I am a great man, actually married to a man? And... I was the one who shamelessly got married! ? After finally convincing myself to give it a try, the doctor took me to another village at the foot of the mountain. There were actually many beautiful men in the village, and they all said they were the husband of the doctor! ? Yong Yunpei collapsed: "No, not only am I getting married, but I am also the youngest child?! No, people who are poor cannot be ambitious. I must be the main wife!" The doctor looked him up and down: "When your emperor father compensated you to me, he didn't say that you would still be the main wife. But I wish you good luck. Maybe you can?" [High martial arts setting, second-rate martial arts warriors] [The doctor's harem is not a real harem, Shuang Jie, but Amnesia Gong really thinks he is engaging in a otaku fight over pets] (Write a copy first and leave it there, and then re-moisten the construction copy. I am really a bad copywriter, so the copy has been screenshotted) Intention: Love is fair and aboveboard