Dang Xinghe's current creed: try to pretend to be a sunflower. Ah Zhai's nature is to hide in the closet and only have passionate sex with netizens who have been in the "trash heap" for many years.
Until she made an appointment with "Zero", the god-level COSER in the industry, to commission her offline.
She held her purse and burst into tears while laughing wildly: "It's worth it! This is the ultimate romance of banging against the wall for the paper man!"
The next day, "Zero" announced that he was withdrawing from the circle. Dang Xinghe's heart broke into a QR code, and he cried at home and wet the paper man Guzi.
What was even more divisive was that her boss Shen Shaoyang of the Flower of the High Mountains stopped her in the laboratory and asked, "Are you satisfied with the entrusted service?"
When her pupils were shaking, she dumped Wang Bang again: "By the way, the 'garbage dump' is also me."
Dang Xinghe:? ? ?
# Is actually my boss and also works part-time as a meal replacement for my (Paper Man) husband#
# contemporary azhai suffered a three-dimensional nuclear explosion-level house collapse#
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After losing his horse, Dang Xinghe completely went dark (cold mocking version)
Shen Shaoyang turns on the weird mode
In front of people: "There is an error on page 3 of the experimental data." (Iceberg Face)
Queen: (Mobile phone vibrating wildly) [Your special concern "garbage dump" sent 99+ unread messages]
"On how humans and machines evolved into licking dogs"
When Dang Xinghe pinched his tie and sneered: "Are you kidding me?"
The former god-level COSER lowered his eyes and said, "Do you want revenge? I accept the lifelong commission."
#The live loyal dog you ordered has arrived#
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Fake Sunflower·Hakuikiri Otaku heroine × Iceberg Man-machine·Love-brained loyal dog hero
Intention: This place where my heart is at ease is my hometown