[Dark-bellied Demon Lord/Down-and-out Little Dog] × [Cunning, Bright and Righteous Genius]
"I don't want to be a ninja anymore!!!"
What Yun Shuyue regrets most in her life is not that she lost all her cultivation and became an evil bride... But the moment when she painted the forbidden formation with blood and could immediately summon the boss for help——
Let a piece of hard five-nut mooncake fly from the sky and hit the formation's eye accurately!
Just this moment, the white light suddenly appeared! What climbed out were actually thousands of evil ghosts in the hell murals...
And a scrawny little one with knotted hair! Black! Dog!
It spit out the moon cake, and the dog's face was disgusted:
"Bah! So rough!"
"Is the five-nut stuffing worthy of being presented in front of this deity?!"
Yun Shuyue:? ? ? Where is the promised all-powerful power?
Gouzi looked disdainfully: Well, I was a demon in my previous life, and I ascended to become a god.
Yun Shuyue:... Inu God?
Gouzi:? ? ! Yan Xingchuan, the first person to ascend to the devil's path—never heard of him?
Yun Shuyue: ... That ugly demon who was crippled by the Immortal Governor for a hundred years...? ? ?
"Stop pretending to be little brother, I'll call you Tiedan'er from now on~!"
To make matters worse, the summoning contract comes with a surprise gift package: shared senses, connected pain and itch!
"Ahem, I can grant you three wishes."
"Sever this damn somatosensory connection immediately!"
"... Wishes conflict, the contract is stuck, we are bound for the rest of our lives:)"
In order to free themselves from their bondage, one person and one dog were forced to join hands and break into the strange water town shrouded by evil priests:
Clay puppet steals the heart: Only by molding the five internal organs into the statue of the god can it be effective, but what if it wants a "fresh" one for itself?
Water ghost copper coins: "Purchase money" at the bottom of the river. If you pick it up, you have to pay it back with your life - or you can ask someone to pay it back for you.
Painting Story: On their wedding night, she discovered an ancient painting hidden in her husband's study. The woman in the painting looked exactly like her, and the painting was indeed from a hundred years ago. The wedding candle swayed, and the person in the painting quietly turned his head and smiled sadly at her: "When you come, I can leave..."
Mirage Fairy Island: My little friend has great blessings and is blessed with immortality. How to enter the island: At three o'clock in the morning, hold a lotus lantern alone, wait at the ferry behind the temple...
Yun Shuyue: I really want to escape from this mess...
Tiedan (taking her buns away): It's too late. God has blessed me and destined us to get married. As of today, we have gone to court at least three times.
Yun Shuyue:? ? ? When did it happen? !
Enjoy the daily routine of enemies making fun of each other~
Folklore, Chinese-style thriller and suspense unit drama~
The Demon Lord Paw Team is investigating the case in Oita! !
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Purpose: Self-salvation and female growth
