Xie Bujuan, the famous scroll king in the world of cultivation.
If you don't sleep for 148 consecutive hours, your sword will speed up and your elixir will explode.
The natal sword is engraved with "Tiandao rewards those who work hard", and the jade plaque around the waist reads "Don't take life or death lightly, if you don't accept it, do it".
Until one day during the morning rush hour——
His sword collided with the flying salted fish carpet where HR Su in the Immortal Realm was lying flat.
Su Lieping is a famous badass player in heaven.
I sleep at work and drink milk tea after get off work. There are three tons of snacks hidden in the koi plush blanket.
Catchphrase: "This class of immortal cultivators is too difficult to lead."
After binding Xie Bujuan, she discovered——
The harder this king works, the more unlucky he becomes, and the more she lies down, the faster his cultivation level increases?
System tips:
"Abnormal behavior of the host has been detected. It is recommended to practice dual cultivation to resolve the conflict."
Xie Bujuan: "???"
Su Lieping (taken out the HR manual): "Fellow Taoist, would you like to know about the dual cultivation package? The second monument is half price."
Reading Guide
1v1, SC, HE, relaxed and funny
The harder the male protagonist works, the more unlucky he becomes, while the female protagonist gets salted fish skin and cabbage
Contains some mathematics cultivation jokes and system complaints.
Intention: Lying down is not giving up, but the most elegant counterattack against distorted rules.