Xi Yanzhou was recognized as the "Ice Mountain Inkstone" by A University. He was so cold that he could freeze through three layers of cotton-padded jackets. Until he met Ni Xu in the Canyon of Kings - that funny girl who made the word "Xu" look like a trumpet. One day, he fell off his horse and just played straight ball without doing anything else.
Rather than letting the sweet-smelling senior go, it's better to have a taste of saltiness first and give yourself a fresh taste of pig girl life.
Then she blocked him and used her experience of being single for 20 years! I only dared to talk about it online, but offline I was so timid that I knelt down and said the meanest words in the world:
"Senior, do you need someone to blow the sea breeze on your boat?"
After hearing this, Xi Yanzhou's face was full of black lines. I'm afraid you're not here to make fun of me.
Purpose: Casual entertainment, I went crazy writing before the high school entrance exam a few years ago