My Master Is as Weak as Jade

Fake serious fishing style beauty shou × white cut black crazy batch puppy attack * Good news, warmth has passed through the book and reached the master Wen Qingzhi, a genius of a generation. Bad news, is Wen Qing aware of war damage, or is he a villain? ! Originally, he was just a social animal who liked to watch some men's videos to relieve stress and talk nonsense, but then his retribution came. Because he just wanted to lie down, he did not think about changing his fate against the will of heaven, nor did he think about hugging the protagonist's thigh tightly. He only chose the most common path-following the system and following the plot to seek a decent death. But the brain circuit is really amazing. System: "Cannot heal the protagonist." Wen Qingzhi: "Wouldn't it be more durable after treatment?" System: "Are you S?" Over time, how does Wen Qingzhi feel that the personalities of everyone here, except him, have all gone astray? Luo Tianci: "Master must have a reason for hitting me. He must like me." Wen Qingzhi: "..." Hostess: "Everyone who harms me should be killed." Wen Qingzhi: "?" Male supporting actor: "Master Wen Feng, I am very pleased with you." Warmth knows "!" He's had enough. Where are the crazy male protagonists and the gentle female protagonists that they promised? Every time I meet a man, I'm still lusting after his body! * Seeing that the mission was completed and he escaped, he was told that there was a system bug and he was forced to return. It's been ten years since I came back. I wanted to be content with it, but things didn't work out as I wished. He was actually brought back to his original body, so that he met Luo Tianci as soon as he woke up. Was he still in the coffin? ? ? He is dead... After living under Luo Tianci's nose for two days with trembling fear, an extremely luxurious wedding dress was delivered to her. Is it too late to run away now? It's so insulting! Turning around, Wen Qingzhi's lips were covered, and her waist was tightly hugged: "..." The punishment was agreed upon, why should I sleep with him? Luo Tianci murmured, "This disciple only wants Master. Can Master take the initiative to kiss me?" Ps: 1v1 is a little brainless, rich in inner drama, funny and easy-going. ———————————————————————— Advance receipt~ After becoming a god, what should I do if I am a child from a downcast plane? Slow-heated, weird, thoughtful, Master Shou As a game leader, Su Yi accidentally got into a pseudo-immortal cultivating game and became an NPC. Fortunately, if you practice hard, you will eventually become a god. Just when Su Yi lamented that life was boring, he was approached by the system, hoping to help repair the broken game plane. Su Yi was overjoyed to have a new challenge, but she didn't expect that she would face a professional setback. Only after I became Master Han Mo did I realize why the children of the plane were so difficult to deal with! * Han Mo worshiped at Qingjin Peak in his previous life, but was unexpectedly killed by his fellow disciple who sucked his luck. Heaven showed mercy and allowed him to go back to the day when he became a disciple. He originally wanted to worship Qingjin again and wait for an opportunity to take revenge, but Su Yi unexpectedly pointed him away. He was confused. Why did something unexpected happen when he came up? Han Mo just wanted revenge, but this master kept getting in his way. Instead of practicing any ordinary skills, he was shown a stick figure claiming to be a heaven-level secret. When the enemy is close and revenge is just a hair away, interrupt him. The resentment in Han Mo's heart completely exploded. At this point, his attitude towards Su Yi had completely dropped to the freezing point. * After realizing something was wrong, Su Yi tried every possible means to get Han Mo to follow him wholeheartedly. For example, he personally helped Han Mo wash his meridians. Su Yi: It's all for the mission. Han Mo: Could it be that I wrongly blamed Master before? Even protect him from poison. Su Yi: The child is still young, so I can bear with it. Han Mo: Is Master willing to go so far? When he went back, Han Mo finally had red eyes. The son of the dignified plane actually climbed onto his bed, carefully grabbed the corner of his clothes, and said hoarsely: "I'm sorry, Master, from now on I will listen to you, and the whole person will belong to the Master..." * Han Mo never thought that his master who was so kind to him would turn against him one day. He knelt down and begged, but in the end he received no mercy and was imprisoned. Han Mo hated him and his distrust. He stared at Su Yi's retreating back: "Master, I will not let you go even if you are a ghost." * After that, Su Yi drank all day long to drown his sorrows and made himself miserable. It turned out that he was the one who was really in trouble. After an unknown amount of time, he met a person at Qingjin Peak, and with just one glance he was sure it was Han Mo in disguise. Su Yi flinched, he didn't dare to admit it, and he didn't know how to express his difficulties at that time. Until Han Mo was framed and became the target of public criticism again. This time, Su Yi became the enemy of everyone and firmly protected him behind him: "He belongs to me, and only I can move him." He took the person back by force, but Han Mo didn't resist. Su Yi's voice was stiff: "As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will kill you or behead you." Han Mo raised his eyebrows: "Then take it off." Looking at Su Yi's stunned expression: "What, you don't want to?" "No, I am willing to do so." Intention: Continuous self-improvement