This article is also known as: "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow" "From Elydo to Luofu" "Cat Hunting Inspiration: Three Flowers with Long Hair, Well-behaved and Beautiful" "The Fishing Duo's Fairy Boat Life"
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Please tell me, what do you think of a certain former Taibu and his bodyguard?
People are not in Shence Mansion: Thank you for the invitation, nine points for praise, one point deducted because sometimes I ask them for help, but I can't catch anyone. Especially the person who I agreed to be my counselor after he retires, but he takes his cat with him and disappears to nowhere every day.
Xingcha first-level pilot: It's a perfect score! I used to often discuss my experience in caring for my tail with Ah Yue, but... Isn't this because my tail is gone? As for the escort, his driving skills are very high, and we often compete with each other. But the strange thing is that I am always the only one who gets caught.
Taibu Si: Mirror-senpai has a perfect score, and the other one has a zero score. When he couldn't find his senior, he was probably coaxed into fishing in the Linyuan Realm again.
Sword: Full marks. They are kind to Cangcheng, and they are kind to me as well, so of course full marks.
Weapon Master: Nine points. I would be more satisfied if some guy didn't keep asking me to add a rod to his bow.
Xiao Qinglong: Full marks, it would be better if Ling Yue didn't bite me. You said they often go fishing in the Abyss? I'm not Dragon Lord, what does it have to do with me? Besides, it's just fishing, no big deal.
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Seven seconds, seven seconds later, my cat and I will fall into the space rift ahead... What? Wrong lines?
Okay, let me change my opening remarks.
The thing is like this.
I am a weak, pitiful and helpless terminally ill patient. If nothing unexpected happened, I should have become an elite boss after an empty disaster.
But I didn't, and I took my cat with me.
What? Are you saying that Mao Xiren is not a cat?
Tsk.
Look at him! (Hold up) Long-haired Sanhua is the cutest cat in the world!
…Please don't mind, Yuzhen, he was just joking.
Who I am? My name is Jing Lingyue, a Cat hope person. The situation is urgent, long story short. In just seven seconds, we will pass through the wormhole and arrive thousands of years ago, completing the time loop.
The space rift formed by the explosion of the King of Extinction is very suitable.
Let us meet again a thousand years ago.
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There is a final article in the author's column. If you are interested, you can read it: "(Star Rail) Goodbye Black Tower, I will sail away tonight"
Intention: Sunny, cheerful and positive
