
No Matter How Skilled You Are, You Are Still Afraid of Kitchen Knives
功夫再高,也怕菜刀
by 1Ting (1ting)
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! The female protagonist fights monsters and becomes a heartthrob, cheating and growing up in a funny way without cp Xu Jianwei was born into the largest alchemy family in mainland China, but because the weapon he awakened was too useless, he was thrown to Xianyu Village to fend for himself by his face-conscious father. Originally, Xu Jianwei thought that there was no hope of revenge in this life and could only be a fish killer, until she discovered that her kitchen knife was actually a dragon-slaying knife, an artifact descended from the gods. She did not need to practice like other spiritual weapon masters. She could upgrade as long as she filled the killing quota... So Xu Jianwei picked up the kitchen knife "no problem" and chose to show this weak and strong continent the power of the "waste spiritual weapon"! And the Dragon-Slaying Sword, a powerful weapon in the God Realm that has always been known for its calmness and bloodthirsty, would only reveal his true feelings when getting along with Xu Jianwei, and would be angered to the point of breaking his guard from time to time. It doesn't matter: "If you scold him, you can't scold me anymore." Xu Jianwei: "It's a pleasant thing." Two or three things about it being okay: 1. About attack power Xu Jianwei originally had a child-like fiancé, a young master from a family with the highest attack power. His name was Song Jingyuan. He was very sick, but he gave his spiritual weapon an arrogant name: Invincible. Xu Jianwei fought his way through the crowd and came to her ex-fiancé, smiling: "Your spiritual weapon is called Invincible, and mine is called Wusha. What a coincidence." Song Jingyuan only thought that she was here to get close and dismissed her: "Is this trash worthy of being compared with my spiritual weapon?" Xu Jianwei still smiled and said: "Actually, my full name is "Look down on me?" It doesn't matter, I'll beat you until you call mommy." The next moment, Invincible and Wuhu came into contact, and Invincible broke. Xu Jianwei: ^_^ 2. About defense There is a family with the first attack power, and there is also a family with the first defense power. Lian Yu heard that there was a man who had defeated his old rival Song Jingyuan and came to challenge him. As a result, he was slashed by Xu Jianwei and sent back to his grandma's house. Lian Yu's father hurriedly came to save his respect: "Children who are ignorant cannot cultivate properly..." A real child·Xu Jianwei: ^_^ Then he slashed Lian Yu's father back to his grandma's house with a knife: "Actually, I have another one whose full name is 'Ignore Defense'." 3. About one's own defense The family discussed it all night and felt that this was not going to work. If this continued, the family with the most offensive power and the family with the most defensive power would be crushed and beaten by Xu Jianwei, which would really lose the balance of the family. They, the righteous lights, discussed it all night and decided to press Xu Jianwei to death in the cradle, so they jointly launched an siege. Facing enemies coming from all directions, Xu Jianwei: ^_^ Enemy: Stop laughing, we are afraid. Xu Jianwei then used his backhand to show the true face of the kitchen knife: a dragon-slaying knife twenty meters wide and one hundred meters long standing majestically on the ground. With one cut, the sky and the earth were eclipsed. The light of righteousness was crushed. Xu Jianwei: "My Wushu also has a full name of "No defense, full attack", which means I am not afraid of attacks because I have no weaknesses." No harm: "Do I have so many full names?" Xu Jianwei: "You do." The Light of All Righteous Paths: "How many full names are there anyway?" Xu Jianwei: "Not much, just an ordinary kitchen knife." All the lights will fall. Therefore, there is a rumor in Jianghu: No matter how good your kung fu is, be careful with the kitchen knife. Intention: No problem, I will get what I want by myself