Introduction to "Wind Habitat"
No one in No. 1 Middle School could believe that the new semester had just started and two "school grassroots" thunderbolts could explode under the crooked sycamore tree in the playground. On one side was Xu Mian, with a face that could distract the girls in the next class for three periods, but with a cold temper. He looked like he had just been fished out of the freezer, and his performance in the examination was stable and he was dancing around the passing line. He was nicknamed "Iceberg Scumbag". Even the teacher was worried: "If this kid had not used his coolness to teach textbooks, he would have entered the experimental class long ago!"
On the other side is Chi Chu, who has half-dyed silver-gray hair and always has his arms open in school uniform. Last week, he became famous throughout the school for replacing the dean's thermos cup with iced Coke. He is the "unruly school bully". His report card is as outrageous as his temper. The second-to-last one has to kneel down and thank him for holding on to the top spot. The brothers all teased: "Brother Chu, if your score were in RMB, would it be enough to buy a pack of spicy strips?"
The two ancestors were originally incompatible with each other, but they ended up fighting over the basketball court on the first day of school. Zhang Chu bumped into Xu Mian with a basketball and said something back: "Hey, pretty boy, are you walking without looking at the road?"
Xu Mian dusted off the non-existent dust on her school uniform, and her eyes were so cold that they could freeze someone to death: "Didn't your mother teach you not to show off if you don't have eyes?"
Good guy, this quarrel immediately attracted half of the playground to watch, and even the director of the Academic Affairs Office rushed over with a thermos cup. No one expected that these two scumbag ancestors who would fight each other when they met would later come together to do even more outrageous things - passing notes in class complaining about the teacher's Mediterranean style, hiding in the corner of the library to play games before exams, and even pulling each other's school uniforms in front of the supermarket shelves in order to grab the last pack of strawberry-flavored potato chips.
Someone asked Zhang Chu: "Aren't you most annoyed by Xu Mian's pretentiousness?"
Zhang Chu held the lollipop in her mouth and casually glanced at Xu Mian, who was feeding the cat with a cold face not far away, but the corners of her mouth turned up: "I can only be annoyed by people I hate, so who are you?"
When Xu Mian was asked why she always hung out with Zhang Chu, she just raised her eyebrows lightly: "It's better than being with an idiot like you who can't even beat me in the game."
Who knows! The love between these two scumbag schoolboys is even more impressive than the monthly exam rankings of the experimental class!
Intention: Strong, strong, strong!