The Lady Always Stuffs Candy into My Holster
小姐总往我枪套里塞糖
by Huamuting (花慕亭)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 4k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
I work as an undercover agent in the ABOE world, but I get food, housing and a young lady? ! Ling Yue's main job is to be an undercover agent, and her side job is to be a bodyguard and servant for the wronged lady. The two most annoying things every day: 1. My lady always stuffs black cherry candies into her gun pocket; 2. When she transforms into a furry, she rubs her tail like crazy. Article 3 of the Bodyguard Code: No feeding of wild animals is allowed! She held the blood-stained candy wrapper in her mouth to protest, but saw her shaking the tranquilizer and smiling softly, "But Miss Ling, you are shaking." [Today's bad things at work] 1. I found a pillow made from the fur of my beast hidden in the lady's study; 2. She put together the parts of the bomb I dismantled into Morse code to express love; 3. She discovered the 99 origami roses I made! ! When I put the knife to her neck for the 108th time: "Miss Lin, take care of your love brain!" She slowly peeled off the candy wrapper: "Take care of your raised wolf ears first?" Ling Yue os: It's pity that no one loves the little white rabbit? I think he is a pure bitch! ! Ling Yue's workplace survival rules: 1. Hide the wolf tail; 2. Don't smell her "Omega pheromones". One night, she discovered that her beautiful and pure "prey" was not an Omega... The whole world laughed at her for being "weak and sickly", but she looked at the explosive inhibitor in the holster and sneered, "Aren't you tired of pretending to be 0 for seven years?" Until the full moon night when she tied her tail with a tie: "Ayue, you smell..." Her fingertips brushed across the back of her neck, "like a black cherry cake." Tails: I exploded. *Help! Can this spy still be a spy? * Strong old enemies fall in love and kill each other, both lose their vests—— "You are Enigma?! How can you hide it?" "Each other. ^ ^" "Can't you change your nickname, my eldest lady?" "For example... A little undercover?" "... I knew it~" "You know I'm going to rebel, right?" "..." "We're really half matched." "...^^" "Dead?" "..." "Dead." "..." Was it an accidental "horse fall" or did the other party know it well? People with high IQs are still competing, with no distinction between superior and inferior. Black-bellied, paranoid, sultry, white-cut, black Enigma Lin Baiyu X Ling Yue When the outside is cold and the inside is hot, the outside is hot and the inside is cold? ! High IQ violent aesthetics! Orgy of sapiosexuality! There are no tricks for high attack and low defense: I can't hit the straight ball but I can catch X. I can hit the straight ball but not catch it. Tsundere in the second year versus the straight ball in the first year! Animal sculptures will also win your heart: Ice and Snow Arctic Fox VS Nocturnal Black Wolf It's not the traditional fox and rabbit, nor the cliche big bad wolf and little white rabbit, it's the two-strong fox-wolf that I've been waiting for! ! Happy enemies? Fight against the road couple! Isn't this too much of a contrast? ! The identities of predator and prey are exchanged again and again - "Good night, my dear prey." But in the end, who is the hunter and who is the prey? Reader: "Looks like... A sweetheart?!" My os: I just smiled and said nothing. Note: 1. The author is a student and may update once or twice a week - or may update after graduation (sliding kneeling); 2. The author is a student, so don't expect too much from the writing style; 3. This ABOE is only to serve the plot, and the sexual characteristics are the same as those in real society; 4. Some copywriting is just to attract readers, and the real thing is not that funny and relaxed. But I think it's just a little abuse (?; 5. Attack each other (the left and right positions are optional, it depends on which one you want. But don't quarrel because of this, they are both my cute little OCs); 6. He. It's a bit cruel, don't worry~ Concept: When fake O and real Miss E meet A, an undercover agent