Paper Man but Stupid Kitten

[The tsundere and stupid cat wife VS the crazy father who is crazy about work. 1. Jiao Jiao has always believed that there are two most important things about cats: First, I firmly believe that cats are born to enjoy happiness. Second, appease the owner reasonably and play with them. However—— The owner's excessive rubbing and unrelenting closeness made Jiao Jiao regard the second important thing as a job that the cat was tired of and had to do. Originally, Jiao Jiao could still tolerate this job, until one day she woke up from the cat's nest and found that the address was wrong, and there was even a cat-teasing stick that her owner liked to use during working days above her head, empty and empty, waving at him without anyone's hands. Jiao Jiao: What is this? Instinctively, I stretched out the cat's paw to play for a while, but got out of hand. By the time Jiao Jiao realized what she was doing, she had transformed from a strange place into a familiar home, with the same cat-making stick... Jiao Jiao had an epiphany: Stupid humans, how can a cat have to work two jobs! ! ! 2. Lu Gang is a CEO of a listed company who is addicted to work, keen on working overtime and advocating the wolf culture. He is called a real-life "tyrant" by his employees. He has always loved working, and fell in love at first sight with a neighbor's cat. From then on, everything seemed to be trash in his eyes, except for that cat... But he has severe cat hair allergies. After several embarrassing encounters, Lu Gang succumbed and used his "broken love" as motivation to work overtime. After learning the truth, his employee and friend, who was tortured by him, recommended Lu Gang's "Meow" APP. After Lu Gang played for a while with a trying attitude—— From then on, he lived a life of raising electronic cats. Because the cat cub was exactly the same as the one Lu Gang fell in love with at first sight, and even his temperament was copied in equal proportions. While Lu Gang was ecstatic, he was also obsessed with this APP. A few days later, the company's employees discovered that their boss's temperament had changed drastically. Not only did he not like to work overtime, he would even giggle at his mobile phone during working hours... 3. During a system mission of "Meow", Lu Gang asked his cat to call him. Lu Gang acted out of the instinct of an old father who raised the cat: "Call daddy." Jiao Jiao: Damn you! ! ! Jiao Jiao screamed in a very unpleasant way, as if she was scolding him through the screen until he fainted. She even used her cat's back paws to spell out his name and pointed it up... Lu Gang covered his face when he saw this. It seemed that this title was not good. He suddenly remembered the suggestions of friends in the forum about the title, and his mind twitched: "Call husband." Jiao Jiao: "???" After a while, because Jiao Jiao didn't understand it, she acquiesced to this title. Lu Gang: My cat actually wants to be my wife. But Jiao Jiao is not wrong in thinking this way. Free meal tickets are equal to her husband, and making money to support him is equal to making money to support his wife. As early as the missions and captivity in the game, one person and one cat had deep emotions. Under Jiao Jiao's request for transformation, it transformed into a human form—— Lu Gang, who was originally crazy, fell into a trap, and he also began to discover the secrets hidden in his cat... Reading guide: Shou has an unconscious fishing system, and really regards accompanying him as a job/Gong is a crazy idiot, with severe cuteness dependence, and loves both cat-shaped and human-shaped subjects to death/In the early stage, cats and cats, in the middle and middle stages, cats and human-shaped subjects, and in the final stage, they are human-shaped, and the human-shaped form will be explained/The full text takes a fresh, healing and funny direction, and is not abusive. It can be regarded as satisfying the author's wish to raise a cat. The QAQ/main text and extras are about 100,000, and 80% of the main text has been saved, so you can enter the pit with confidence. Weibo@erwenew Idea: Cats rule the world! ! !