
I Didn't Even Think About Becoming a Black Man.
我也没想都养黑化来着
by Water Filled Golden Vat (水漫金缸)
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- Completed
- Length
- 470k Words
- Chapters
- 123
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The paranoid who pretends to be a good dog x the flower of the high mountain mean] [Mad Dog x Sick Crane, 1v1 in the next year, there is a strong competition] Lu Hui came out as the head of the Tianshu Pavilion at the age of twelve. For ten years, he managed to put the sixth prince on the throne and defend him from the throne. In the end, he only ended up alienated from the emperor and his ministers and became ill. He also discovered that the blackened little emperor had been harboring evil intentions and actually wanted to imprison him as a concubine! With the situation decided, he simply took stock of his household expenses and faked his death and returned to his sect to retire. There are not many "household items", just a coat, a sword, and a foreign slave. The slave is pretty good-looking, cruel and talkative, and it is not difficult to raise him. It seems that he can live in such a stable life. ...? He plotted to make a comeback and show his fangs at him twenty years later. The golden knife fell to the ground, and Lu Hui spattered a mouthful of blood on the cold sacrifice ground. The slave desperately tried to catch his shaky body, with fire in his eyes. "I can kill anyone and do whatever you want me to do." Many years later, the young devil said the same thing when he kissed him, hugged him, and begged for mercy. "I just like you to be bossy and bossy. I'll be bossed around by you in life, and I'll let you do whatever you want in death. The more unscrupulous you are, the better..." That's not right, Lu Hui thought in a daze, how could he become a black man even if he raised a trumpet? *** Xiao Cong originally had no name, but the dude who bought him looked at his green eyes and casually called him Binu. Bi Nu was originally a mad dog. He could only steal food from wild beasts, but could not flatter his master as a domestic dog. His life was saved by Lu Hui, and he was given his name by Lu Hui. That not-so-friendly figure led him out of the mire of humility. As soon as the world turned upside down, the domineering prince lay panting and vomiting blood in his arms, as if the building was about to collapse, and the most precious porcelain in the palace fell into his hands by chance. After caring for it for a long time, he really thought it was his own thing. *** 1. A mix of nonsense fairy tales and childish palace fights, with other supporting characters coveting the plot (but they won't get it) 2. Master and servant in the early stage, master and apprentice in the later stage, micro-growth line, grow up in Chapter 24 3. Shou has a very weak tendency to be a heartthrob. Attacking is a true neurosis in the physical sense ———————————— Pre-receipt of "Strong Takeover of Wulin Bai Yueguang" [Jealous bully snake x male mother who saves all sentient beings] There is a kind of persona in the world that hurts the most: single, beautiful, with a baby. There is another kind of personality that deceives people the most: a thin waist, a fierce personality, and the heart of a virgin. Wei Qing had just left the Novice Village, and unfortunately met both of them at once - the beauty was still weathered, and she was carrying a secret, and she was the legend of the previous season who had been dead for five years. The mission was not completed, the spy was wrong, he chased for 800 miles, sent doctors and medicines to take care of the children, was beaten and tricked into doing whatever he wanted, and when he was really angry, he could only bark angrily, turn his head and wash his underwear with a cold face. Just don't panic, he has his own rhythm. He is just lurking, approaching, pretending and giving in. ... He wants to tear apart the saint's mask, weigh Cihang's selfishness, plunge the chaste woman into the bottom of the cold water, and drag the Buddha's bones into the mire - isn't the Bodhisattva just a puddle of decaying wooden bones and white mud after his gold and colorful paintings have faded? There can't be such a person in this dirty world, it's impossible. He licked the cracks in the mud tire sinisterly and obsessively with the snake letter, licking out stains of blood. The more he licked, the more frightened he became, and the more frightened he became, the more he bit madly... The Bodhisattva opened his eyes and kissed him. ——In this dark world. Xiaotou Theater: After Wei Qing was jealous of a child for the eight hundredth time, he gritted his teeth and thought of a way. He said to Qi Ling: "Give me one too." Qi Ling laughed at him: "I can't give birth." Wei Qing was furious: "Then how can you love me like you love those brats?" Dizzy, Qi Ling touched his face with numb fingertips. He was a little speechless - after all this, he was still making trouble at every turn, how could he stop it? 1. In the strong years, mix martial arts 2. At the peak of his martial arts, he was a beautiful legend last season. The child is not his. Gong was raised as a machine and has no understanding of human nature. He cannot be treated as a normal person. 3. Character behavior is not black and white, please be mentally prepared when watching. Purpose: I hope that all people will be fed and warm, and they will go out of the mountains and forests without any trouble