Ling Shiyi is a vampire who lives in a system called "Yujie", with no idea of where he came from or the way back. He killed countless pioneers in his life and was killed by countless pioneers. The flowers on the windowsill were changed again and again, and Ling Shiyi experienced various ways to die. He didn't expect that person to come either.
Who cares about these broken flowers, refuses to show up, looks so shameful!
He doesn't want to do it anymore.
The pioneers were chased by werewolves, and he took out a straw ball with his backhand.
"Good dog, go and grab it~"
The pioneers were being chased and gnawed by ghouls, and he set a table full of people to feast.
"Colleague, you are really hungry. You haven't eaten anything good."
The pioneers were about to be dragged into hell by the child ghost, who came up with a brand new set of "Happy Summer Vacation"
"At this time, be sure to overtake at a curve and let this pioneer uncle tell you about a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage."
The pioneers came to the final level: "Vampire, come out and die."
Ling Shiyi walked out of the crowd with a big yawn. Under everyone's shocked eyes, he took out a bunch of jingling keys and turned sideways to reveal the portal behind him: "Go slowly, I won't send you away."
The system became angry and sent out a gold medal maintenance worker who terrified all NPCs. Be sure to format the wrong NPC number 011 immediately.
Wen Zhiguo said: "Copy that."
System: "How is the work going?"
Wen Zhi passed: "1"
System: "?"
Xun Zhiguo explained kindly: "If I work harder, I will soon become Shi Yi's number one, his one and only."
Yujie System: "How disgusting! You ****, dog man!!!"
Purpose: Anti-slavery, anti-oppression, equality for all living beings