"About me being the dean well, but the system stole my house"
"My patients are very well-behaved, they just occasionally treat the nurse like a dessert."
——Shen Yan said.
When the unlimited streaming system secretly designated a mental hospital as a copy while the owner was not at home, it did not expect how much trouble this move would bring to it.
[Dean's Notes·Title Page Warning]
"This hospital has long treated various types of severely ill patients (including but not limited to cannibalism, polylimb hyperplasia, and paranoia who feel that the director is easy to deceive). Recently, a special disease "player" has been added. The treatment plan is mainly intimidation, supplemented by anatomy."
Shen Yan has been the director of a mental hospital for a hundred years and has always felt that his hospital is quite normal - patients like to nibble on nurses, the walls occasionally seep blood, and the medical records are updated by themselves... His daily work is to provide art therapy to the patients (arranging corpses to look like the Mona Lisa), conducting heart-to-heart conversations (listening to the tentacle monster telling stories about first love), and doing rounds (confirming which nurses ate tonight). Until one day when he returned home from vacation, he found a group of unlucky guys calling themselves "players" being eaten as a buffet by his patients.
System (trembling): "Misunderstanding! I will delete your home from the copy list right now!"
Shen Yan (smiling): "You're here, why don't you try our hospital's special electrotherapy?"
The system carried the database and ran away overnight, leaving only players peeing on the ground and shining mission watches.
Thus, the world's most ferocious "player" was born.
He sneaked into the novice village and pretended to be weak, chatted with the cultists, and helped the dungeon boss repair the doll...
Zhou Jin, who was ranked 68th on the overall list, fell into deep thought after witnessing Shen Yan tearing apart ghosts with his bare hands: "Isn't this newcomer... A little too strong?"
Until one day, the system finally discovered an abnormality in the data: "Who put high-level weirdness into the player team???"
Shen Yan sat happily on the pile of corpses: "Dear, shouldn't we settle the score about you stealing from my yard?"
——Dear players, welcome to the Abyss Clinic.
The purpose of our hospital: Whatever cannot be cured is considered as food.
The puppy player who was deceived and became lame * did not do business and criticized the dean for pleasure.
Intention: My dear, please die