Stop Acting in Bad Movies!

300 Bookmarks to open the article (too many elements to make you laugh constantly, the cold-faced cuteness complains about your feelings and the yummy girl attacks, you are under the age of two, if you are interested, click to add it to your collection_(:з∠)_) As a professional film and television blogger, Chi Feng had a heart attack due to his fans teasing Ruan Qian, a popular young actor, because he made some jokes while filming, and accidentally ended up in a drama that he had complained about. If this is his retribution, then Chi Feng has no complaints about becoming a cannon fodder NPC villain... But haha, he is the most basic NPC, and sometimes he is not even a human. Drama 1: Conventional American horror film - "The Fright". A family of five brought a dog and lived in a gloomy but low-rent villa. The youngest daughter could see the doll sitting on the door frame, and the little boy saw the gloomy old woman waving to him. As soon as we got to the door, the dog started barking. The wife said she was dizzy, but the husband would only console her by saying, "Dear, you are just too tired." Everything was just the right standard configuration. The order of death is written on everyone's face, but... Chi Feng is that dog. Chi Feng: Haha, the smart dog died at the beginning. If it were a domestic horror movie, it would have to be bled. He kicked up his legs, ready to ascend to the sky on the same spot, but Ruan Qian, who played the eldest son, grabbed him and said with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Feng, I will definitely protect your Wuwu!" Chi Feng: How can we let go! ... Even if he plays the role of a dog in a horror movie, his name is still Xiaofeng! Drama 2: Rural tear-jerking and painful film - "My Father Ruan Xiaocao" There was a well-known mentally retarded man named Ruan Xiaocao in Pingkou Village. When he was 20 years old, he picked up an 8-year-old child. Ruan Xiaocao, whose brain was missing a bone, was overflowing with sympathy and decided to adopt a child by selling it. They work hard in the fields and do odd jobs in the city. They face the loess during the day and weave bamboo baskets at night, just to send their children to school. And Chi Feng is this poor child. Ruan Xiaocao (played by Ruan Qian): (snot and tears) Baby, even if dad sells blood, he still has to support your education. Chi Fengos, who is familiar with the script: If you don't pick me up, my rich dad will come in ten minutes... Ruan Xiaocao (crying loudly): Dad, it's useless. I didn't let you live a good life... Chi Feng: ... No, why should this thing be my father? Drama 3: A bloody family ethics film - "Because Love Has So Many Flavors" 26-year-old Ruan Duowei (played by Ruan Qian) has been a stay-at-home husband since he got married. He spends all day caring for his wife and raising children at home. However, one day he discovers that his wife has cheated on him, and even the child is not his. In anger, he decided to divorce. His wife was furious when she learned about it. During the quarrel, Ruan Duowei fell down the stairs, causing intermittent amnesia. His wife refused to do anything else and sentenced him to leave the house and kicked him out. Ruan Duowei wandered the streets alone. He was hit by a car and regained his memory. Frustrated, he decided to join forces with others to return for revenge, and his partner was Chi Ye, the son of the person his wife cheated on, and the son of xx president. Chi Ye fell in love at first sight with Ruan Duowei, who was weak in appearance and strong in heart, and was willing to use him... Chi Feng (playing Chi Ye):... Are there any normal people here? What is the screenwriter carrying on his shoulders...? Ruan Duowei: (Considering death) As long as you are willing to help me, I can give you anything, including my body. Chi Feng (interested): Oh? Sending chrysanthemums thousands of miles away? Interesting. He rubbed his hands and slapped the light out, and the next second he was thrown to the ground. Chi Feng (face changed drastically): Wait... You are so perverted because you are from above! ? ? Drama 4: A brainless show of affection and youthful campus drama - "My Cold-hearted High School Master" Drama 5: A suspenseful comedy drama involving all members of the team - "I Bet You Don't Have Bullets in Your Gun" Drama 6: It's all a hilarious and mindless skit - "Abducting a Prince to Become a Queen" …… Enough! Chi Feng held the wall, and a mouthful of old blood sprayed on the ground. If this is hell, give me a break and don't torture me with this kind of crappy drama again! Ruan Qian hugged his waist with flushed cheeks and smiled shyly, "Brother, what shall we perform tomorrow?" Chi Feng turned around and removed his hand expressionlessly, "Play it like I'm dying and dying." Ruan Qian's eyes wet, "Don't whine..." …… Reading tips: 1. Double cleansing 1v1 at the end of the year, full of sugar and no cruelty 2. Character: Gong, a weird girl who works hard and always makes bad movies × Shou, a hard-working social animal with an unlucky tongue (Shou is a soul-piercing person, sometimes he is not a human being, he is a madman who complains) 3. Every bloody drama has a TV series that draws on reality, which is slightly the same. 4. A unit article similar to a quick travel story, where the two fall in love through drama, and fall in love later on, which is so sweet! This is a fantasy and funny article about what you dream about. It is full of sugar and cruelty-free. Welcome to collect it~ Intention: Work hard.