Mom and Dad bought a new puppy, a Teddy. He is very well-behaved, or in other words, very well-behaved in front of his parents. He is very smart, but he is too smart and I don't trust him. He is not my puppy. I once had a puppy, a Chihuahua. He was very good in my arms. He had a bad temper, but I liked him very much. Dog, your parents say you are a stupid puppy, but I know you are not stupid, you are a good puppy, you are my puppy, you are only good to me. I love you, my puppy. But, my puppy is dead.
Motto: I love my puppy.