I Fell in Love with Naohua at First Sight and Decided to Conquer Xiayou

[The text is in third person. ] When you first entered the game, you fell in love with someone on the street at first sight. But the other person is wearing a cassock that is not very good, so you quickly conduct a search and find that neon monks can get married. Yay! Although he doesn't seem to be a good person and hangs out with a bunch of weird things, it can't be helped because you really fall in love with him. —— Suture occasions: Faced with a sweetheart who is always cold, your choice is: Go strong at once, then fail again, think twice before acting, the four secrets of Marseille, wuli trusts the hen chicken... How about changing the track? You see, it was very good ten years ago, but it was still a young and simple DK! The moment you became your sweetheart, you held his hand with lightning speed and said, "Hello, get married!" —— In the case of DK: You unpreparedly drank the water handed over by your sweetheart, covered your face and exclaimed, "It's so hot! What did you give me to drink?" Before you fainted. Xia Youjie: "... Hot water, but with sleeping pills added." He was not happy for your silence for a moment. Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Xia Youjie felt his heartbeat getting faster and faster. Isn't it? Are you really moved? DK, who was feeling hot all over his body, was diagnosed by the family doctor as having been exposed to spring medicine. He was laughed at again by the white-haired DK who came over. He looked at you who fell into a baby-like sleep and fell into deep thought: Does this person really like him? —— Hello, yes pinch. So after his death, you also lost the desire to continue playing this game and planned to die in front of the tombstone. At the last second when you lost consciousness, you saw the familiar sutures. —— [Reading Reminder] 1. The protagonist is super strong, will never feel aggrieved, and has an amazing love brain that won't eat even a zombie. 2. Ahem, just by looking at the title of the novel, you can tell that it is probably going to be very creative, full of jokes and human blood buns, and it may also be filled with a lot of personal xp. 3. CP is a choice between You Jie and Naohua. If you can't accept it, please leave as soon as possible. I'm really irresponsible if you get hurt! 4. I am a novice on character OOC logic, and the timeline will probably be modified by me. 5. You can scold me, but don't scold my protagonist. He is just a face-controller. What bad intentions can a face-controller have? 6. Six or six smooth, work hard to save the manuscript. Purpose: Enjoy beautiful love