Divorce Is a Trivial Matter

On the night of the divorce, Songfei almost drank himself to death at the party. He clutched his stomach and lay on the sofa. He saw Xu Lizuan hosting the party on live TV and joking to his friends: "The worst thing you can do when looking for a man is someone like this. If you get divorced during the day, he will go to work at night. It is commonly known as a man-machine." In the evening, the drunk Songfei was sent back and encountered a man-machine blocking the road in front of his house. With a sullen face, Xu Lizuan carried the drunken man into the house, took off his clothes and threw him into the bathtub. Songfei touched his face with his eyes closed, unconscious: "It's so sticky, go and remove your makeup..." Xu Lixuan: "I'm divorced. You mentioned it. Don't touch me and don't have sex." TV host attacked × university teacher The broken mirror is reunited, he Reading tip: Neither Gong nor Shou is a perfect character. They are gradually growing and changing, and the author is gradually becoming wiser. Don't get angry while reading the text and pictures. The next book "Online Dating with Your Own Kitten" Copywriting: Paopao recently discovered that Shen Yi hadn't touched himself for three days. The reason is that Shen's mother came to the door three days ago to curse: "What do you think of a 30-year-old man hanging out with cats all day long? You must bring me a partner home at the end of this month!" Pao Pao took the lead and helped Shen Yi solve his problems. He immediately picked up the Aifeng mobile phone Shen Yi bought for him and downloaded a chat software. Yes, as a cat, he plays with his cell phone. A month later, Paopao became Shen Yi's online dating partner. He didn't know what online dating was, he only knew that Shen Yi became happier. When I get home from get off work every day, I will hug him, kiss him, and sleep with him as before. Kittens browse harmful information on the Internet every day. The Internet says that cats have a lifespan of only ten years, while humans can live a hundred years. Bubbles began to worry about gains and losses. What if he died? Finally one day the idea came to him that he wanted to be a human being. He searched all over the Internet for various methods, but all turned out to be lies. Finally, an evil witch appeared and made a deal with him. When he woke up, Paopao found that he had really become a human. The kitten was startled, but did not dare to approach Shen Yi. - Shen Yi found out that her cat was missing and was very anxious. Three days later, the cat was found, but her boyfriend disappeared again. When my boyfriend got in touch, the cat was gone again. Shen Yi:...... He fell into an endless nest of dolls looking for a cat and a boyfriend. Finally one day, when my boyfriend was video chatting with him, a familiar cat face appeared on the opposite side with a mouth: Meow~ The kitten covered her mouth in horror, reacted, and quickly hung up the video. Shen Yi (confused) (seems to understand) (but not completely) The only thing that is certain is: Shen Paopao, you are finished. Intention: Have the courage to start over