Protagonist A: You ask me? A college student with nothing to do. (Turns head) Hey, it's your turn to introduce yourself.
Protagonist B: Me? I am the dog she picked up...
Protagonist A: I didn't ask you to say this!
Protagonist B: (Continuing) Of course, it's not a real dog, but it's like having a dog...
Protagonist A: (helpless, hold your forehead, shut up)
——This is probably the story of two people like this.
Purpose: Live hard