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Emperor Wen Fengzhe of Shengshi was facing the crisis of being seized of power and turned into a puppet. He found a temporary "partner" - Duan Yuantang. In order to conceal Duan Yuantang's identity as Jin Yiwei, he was asked to pretend to be his beloved concubine "Empress Duan". At this point, what kind of sparks have arisen between the two legends and several hilarious characters of Zhuang Huaiting...
"Are you a big man about to give birth? Is your belly so big?"
"Why so much food?"
"Of course it was 'born' from my belly."
"I've had enough! Just give me your ass to poop!!!"
There is more to abstraction than abstraction.
Tenderness.
"My liking for him has never been about lust."
"My lord, my life will be dedicated to you."
Love and hate.
"One is whether you can protect Sheng Shi's safety, and the other is your life-long lover. Keep one, you choose."
"Why do you still care about the overall situation! What should I do with Yuantang?! What should he do?! It's not like you don't know how much he has suffered in the past few years!"
Ending.
"Of course you and His Majesty will be given good gifts for your wedding!"
"... So I'm giving you aphrodisiac pills and Hehuansan."
"... Harm, let's put this aside and say, okay?"
Fireworks go off, thousands of families light up. You and I are safe, and the world is at peace.
Mission: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony, Freedom, Justice, Rule of Law, Patriotism, Dedication, Integrity and Friendship.
