——The useless girl × the crazy sect master's sadistic love affair
Carrot Head died and came back to life - good news: reborn! Bad news: He was reborn as the most useless salted fish in the world of cultivation! Even worse news: The crazy sect leader who stabbed her to death in her previous life is holding her by the back of her collar and sneering in this life: "The dead body nail recognizes you as the master? Tell me! Did you peek at me taking a shower?!"
In his previous life, he was stabbed through the heart by his sweetheart. After his rebirth, he was so poor that he lived on dirt and made a living by touching porcelain.
Goldfinger? Doesn't exist! The only "magic weapon" is a corpse nail used to pick teeth
On a daily basis, I am hunted down by senior brother who is mysophobic, poisoned by junior sister Green Tea, and blocked by creditors...
Luobotou: "My master Yu Daxia specializes in writing suicide notes, and the second copy is half price!"
Mo Ruoxing was jealous and dyed his love rival's fox tail fluorescent pink
Before the final battle, the two won two out of three games because of "who will be the bait"? Reading instructions:
Prepare tissues, half to wipe away tears of laughter and half to wipe away sadness
Be wary of the male protagonist's PUA words: "I will punish you... I will punish you and me for dual cultivation."
When you read Chapter 50, please read silently: Fish, prawn, and eternal god!
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A Guide to Porcelain in the Cultivation World×1
Dragon Breeding Manual ×1
One Hundred Ways to Die for Your Ex x1
(System prompt: Your journey to immortality has been loaded 99%, the last 1% is the male protagonist's beauty crit)
Intention: Past and present life, Lu Mo is eternal
