I Said He Can't

Xiao Man rescued a very handsome man by accident. She put her chin in her hands and looked at him in fascination: "Wow~ He's so handsome." He sat leaning against the stone wall, looking extraordinary and dignified with Tsinghua University, and looked at her lightly: "What kind of reward do you want?" Xiaoman thought of the Xianshu she had secretly seen yesterday, glanced at his abdominal muscles and blushed: "I want to leave here, can you take me away?" He then said understandingly: "It doesn't matter if you can't, I can wait for others." The man turned his eyes and stared at her for a while, then said in a cold voice: "Okay." ** Xiao Man looked at the majestic and exquisite Long Gun, and then realized that the man was actually the most powerful person in the world today. She immediately sobered up from being obsessed with sex. The emperor looked at her with disdain. He was used to seeing women who climb dragons and phoenixes, and deliberately suppressed her: "Why, you don't want to be my maidservant and serve me?" Xiao Man was stunned for a while, then smiled sweetly: "It is a slave's blessing to be able to serve the Emperor." She was still very clear-headed on the road of being desperate or lustful. Fortunately, there was more than just the emperor in this world's handsome men. She began to focus on the young officials of the dynasty... She made a lot of calculations, and at the same time, she pretended to be powerful and blocked those noble ladies who she had never liked before but wanted to get close to the emperor. The chief eunuch frowned: "How bold!" Unexpectedly, the emperor said calmly: "Let her go." Now that she was left to her own devices, she became more and more unbridled, until that day when she was on duty, she was absent-minded and extremely attentive. The emperor was so rested that he had a little smile on his face: "What else do you want from me?" Xiaoman's eyes lit up, he suppressed his joy, and asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, can you grant me a marriage for this slave?" The ink pen in the emperor's hand paused, and the bloody ink stained his fingers. He wiped it slowly, and his voice was gentle but filled with chill: "Who do you like?" "Tan Hua Lang!" The emperor looked at her and suddenly laughed, with a coldness on his pursed lips. Xiao Man swallowed his saliva: "... Your Majesty, your face doesn't look good." "No." "What?" Xiaoman didn't understand. The emperor held her chin and said in a deep voice: "Listen carefully, I say he can't do it." Xiaoman felt a little regretful, wouldn't this work? Then let's go to the next one... Finally one day, Xiao Man and the bachelor of the Hanlin Academy came back from a lake tour. The emperor broke the priceless ornaments. She held the broken pieces and had no time to feel distressed. She heard the emperor asked her with suppressed anger: "You must have all the Chinese, civil and military officials kneeling under your skirt to be satisfied, right?" "How could I..." Xiaoman burst into tears and felt aggrieved. "Aren't you satisfied with me alone?" "???" The heroine, who is bright, lively, cute, sweet-tongued, greedy for money, and never internally consumed, vs. The hero, who is cold-hearted, evil-tongued, and double-standard, waiting for her to crawl into bed every day. Intention: Treat each other honestly