My God

The scheming and obedient emperor attacks × the violent coquettish and protective food god Mingshou In the General Temple on the western outskirts of the capital, there lived a young emperor named Xiao Shuo. Xiao Shuo, the famous puppet emperor of Daliang—— He himself was the late emperor who had no children, and his descendants had no chance of succeeding to the throne. Then play the high-end game as soon as you come. The powerful ministers of the previous dynasty stood on three pillars, and everyone had a disobedient heart. The Queen Mother's family is the only one in the harem, and she is punished with poisonous cakes and kneeling all year round. So all year round in the palace, he would have to thank God for giving him hot meals without poison! It wasn't until he was eight years old that everyone was competing for the temple to sacrifice the country, and he took the initiative to be thrown in to sacrifice the general. Then I discovered that the general was a good man. Whenever no one was around, sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and jujube paste cakes lined up to be rolled into his sleeves until his cheeks were bulging. It is better to take refuge in Buddhism than to take refuge in rice! General, here I come! Xiao Shuo decisively packed up his clothes and entered the temple, where he stayed for half a year to eat the general's offerings. The powerful officials called him crazy? The Queen Mother rolled her eyes? "He's just a puppet anyway, it doesn't matter whether he's crazy or not!" The young emperor knelt on the futon, chewed the tribute and sneered. Until the spring of fifteen years old, only one peanut was left after all the confessions were made. Xiao Shuo sighed and peeled off the shell: "General, you can't even afford the cakes. Should I find another place to eat?" "Bang!" Jin Xiang's fallen finger made his head buzz! A translucent phantom of a boy grabbed him by the collar. "You little bastard! I raised you for nothing for nine years! If you don't take me back, you will retaliate! The emperor squats here to enclose the land and occupy the temple. No one dares to come!" The fifteen-year-old emperor held the gold in his hands and smiled when he raised his eyes. "Thank you General for the reward. I'll buy a lion's head and give you one too." The god clasped his fists and groaned. "I want another crab meat bun from last time, with vinegar." "Chen Shu·The Benji of Zhaodi Shuo" One day, the emperor was talking about the military affairs of the Northern Barbarians. Suddenly a strong wind blew, and he heard the sound of his head breaking through the air. Later, he saw that the emperor's face turned red. The generals were frightened and worried about the emperor, and they hurriedly called to your majesty! But the emperor remained calm and said: "My wife is not happy, it's just a trivial matter." However, at the end of Emperor Zhao's reign, the throne was vacant and there were no concubines in the inner garden. Intention: Keep a normal mind.