Yu Bai, the chief undertaker of the funeral parlor, is best at giving the deceased a dignified farewell.
Forced to participate in the horror game "Human Spiritual Re-Employment Plan", he discovers that the boss in the copy is actually the corpse X-1024 that he made up three years ago!
He Zhuoque stroked his perfect face and said, "Mr. Yu's makeup can really deceive the God of Death."
Yu Bai picked up antiseptic and sprayed it in his face: "If you die, just lie down peacefully!"
Copy 1: Corpse Beauty Salon
System rules: Customers must stop when they say "pain" (note: zombies cannot feel pain)
Yu Bai neatly sewed up the wound: "The jawline should be natural, and death should be elegant."
He Zhuoque suddenly held his hand and said, "First, give me a full body cleaning."
Yu Bai: "... This is considered sexual harassment!"
Copy 2: Ghost Wedding Photo Studio
Mandatory plot: Take three sets of wedding photos (antique style/Western style/mourning dress)
Yu Bai put on He Zhuoque's lip makeup with a cold face: "No matter what you use, your lips will turn pale. How about you eat some turkey noodles?"
He Zhuoque bit his finger and said, "Change your lipstick color."
Abnormal data monitoring report:
1. This BUG will abduct the copy BOSS
2. Extremely obsessed with keywords such as "Encoffining" and "Makeup Brush"
3. The system log shows: [This is not a BUG, but an ethical struggle]
When the Lord God issues an ultimatum:
[Please choose: Format BUG, or become a game NPC.
Yu Bai smashed the makeup mirror, and the sharp fragments were pressed against the Lord God's throat:
[Option C——]
[Let this damn tsundere be my model for the rest of my life.
The venomous tongue-in-cheek professional aesthetician sent to the funeral home was criticized by X for her elegant and arrogant bug.
Purpose: Cherish life and play in moderation
