It Turns Out That My Boyfriend Is Really Not a Human Being.

Late at night, my boyfriend got up and stood by the balcony. Questioning me: "Do you love me or not?" I hesitated for a second, and just for that second, he really jumped. Snap—— It fell into a puddle of meatloaf. My breath suffocated, and in order to suppress my shock, I took out a piece of snow cake from my pocket and chewed it. The red mud boyfriend actually spoke, he said: "I won't pretend anymore, I want to resign!" Intention: I love you as long as you exist