Su Wanwan transformed into the vicious female counterpart in Mr. Ba's novel, and the system coldly pronounced the verdict: "Death from talking too much".
Su Wanwan: Got it! Professional counterpart!
From then on, Li Zhai had a top-notch salted fish - a quilt covering his head, a mobile phone in his hand, and the main theme was "Shut up and pretend to be dead, your life is important." What kind of sadomasochistic love affair between the male protagonist and the female protagonist? Don't delay my sister's sand sculpture video!
Until one day, the cold and tyrannical boss Li Juetian lifted up her gold velvet quilt, and his loud Northeastern slag-smelling voice boomed:
"Cuihua! It's winter! Look at the ten jars of sauerkraut I prepared for you! Pickled on the rooftop of the CBD! It's so cool!"
Su Wanwan looked at Mr. Li in a suit and leather shoes, her pupils shaking: "... Are you Level 10 in Northeastern dialect?"
Mr. Li's eyes averted and he rubbed the seam of his trousers: "Ahem... I'm just a village man."
The original heroine Lin Weiwei came to the door and said: "Bitch! What kind of magic did you use to confuse Juetian!"
Su Wanwan kept in mind "shut up and save your life" and frantically pretended to be dead.
Mr. Li picked up the sequined plastic microphone and spoke passionately:
"Now, I would like to invite my wife Cuihua to sing "Little New Year's Greetings" for everyone!"
At the moment when Su Wanwan was slapped in the face by the microphone and Lin Weiwei's worldview collapsed——
The mysterious electronic sound in my head finally shut down and restarted:
Dip! Warn! Serious error!
[Host Su Wanwan, you tied the wrong book! Current world: "Rebirth in the 1980s: My rough husband is a bit sweet"!
[Core mission: Play the role of Cuihua, a hard-working village woman, win the love of her rough husband Li Tiezhu, and work together to make a fortune!
Su Wanwan looked at "Li Tiezhu" who was trying his best to be a domineering general, but his mouth smelled of corn stubble, and he was obsessed with pickling sauerkraut and performing Yangko...
I glanced outside the luxurious villa again, and saw bursts of "simple" smell coming from the pickled cabbage vat on the top floor...
She held the plastic microphone in her hand and screamed from her soul:
"System! You call this the 1980s?! And! Li Tiezhu! Take your mink coat off the sauerkraut vat——!!!"
Intention: Take off the disguise of labels and discover the secrets of true love in the absurd world.