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I am a little eunuch, a real eunuch.
In my previous life, I was a dog. I told the Lord of Hell that I still want to be a dog, but I don't know if he is deaf or something. In this life, I have become a human being and am still a eunuch.
When my father-in-law assigned me to serve beside the emperor, I held my head high and was super confident, because I felt that I had thirteen years of experience as a human being, so I would definitely be able to do this job well.
But...
Your Majesty: If you kill your heir, drag him out and kill him with a cane.
Dafu: Your Majesty, this slave is really just because it smells good!
After being beaten to death, when I opened my eyes again, I went back to the time when my father-in-law allocated the palace.
This time I chose the harem. The dog emperor is a bitch better than me, so the queen must be easier to serve than him. After all, the queen is sweet~
This time I am still confident. After all, I have enough experience as a slave. I will definitely be able to become a great eunuch and enjoy the hot drinks.
But...
The empress, who was having her eyebrows drawn, looked at her graceful figure in the bronze mirror, smiled slightly, and asked softly:
The Empress: Xiao Fuzi, who do you think is more beautiful, between me and those beautiful ladies?
Dafu: Your Majesty, when I passed by the Chuxiu Palace yesterday, I saw many young and beautiful ladies. The Emperor will definitely like them.
When he was dragged away, Dafu was still shouting desperately:
Dafu: Your Majesty, this slave is really just telling the truth!
Rebirth, rebirth, rebirth, I choose this empress, that empress...
Killed with a stick, poisoned, buried alive...
Your Majesty... Your Majesty... Your Majesty! ! !
Dafu: I just want to live! ! !
I was a dog in my previous life, and I am a human in this life. But it is too hard to be a human. I want to find my mother.
Purpose: cherish the present moment