——The metaphysics you think is superstition, but the real metaphysics is manipulated "science".
1. Why is metaphysics so popular in scientific research circles?
In the 21st century, human science and technology have advanced by leaps and bounds, but the trend of metaphysics in the scientific research circle has become increasingly rampant.
Do you need to dye your hair red to make your cells grow better?
Can you put a charm on the PCR machine to avoid contamination?
Do I have to worship the "SCI Patriarch" before the experiment?
At first, these were just jokes by the scientific research dogs who were having fun, but gradually, some people discovered that these "metaphysical" operations actually worked!
No one knows why, but more and more laboratories are beginning to follow a certain "hidden rule":
The clean bench must be placed facing south, otherwise the experimental results will collapse.
When playing "Good Luck" during WB transfer, the band definition increased by 50%.
Before the defense, put a "ancestral master's blessing" copper coin in your pocket, and the difficulty of the judges' questions will automatically decrease.
At first, everyone just took it as psychological comfort, until one day, a doctoral student saw something he shouldn't have seen under the laboratory monitor...
Intention: As soon as I did the experiment, I became so ruthless that I lost my temper...