
After Traveling Through Horror, I Used Chinese Methods to Educate PUA Ghosts
穿进恐游后我用中式教育pua鬼怪
by Water Fish (水共鱼)
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- Ongoing
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- 13k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 6mo ago
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- JJWXC
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Qu Qi lived peacefully for more than 20 years, but when he woke up, he found that he was inexplicably registered as the anchor of a black-hearted app's live broadcast (the underworld version). In order to survive, he could only bear the heavy responsibility of the anchor sadly. As a novice anchor, he naturally has a gift package for newbies - skill activation coupons. However, the skills activated by this coupon are random, which means that any skill can be drawn. Qu Qi confidently clicked the draw button. After a dazzling golden light, a line of words suddenly appeared in front of me: Use Chinese methods to educate PUA ghosts (higher success rate). The words in brackets are so small that they are almost invisible. Ber? What is this success rate? Qu Qi saw the words in brackets at a glance. Take a closer look: pua ghosts... How many lives does he have to try this chance? The boys' restroom of a private high school. Thick blood fell to the ground with a "plop-plop", and thick hair extended from the edges of the ceiling and walls. Qu Qi, who was cleaning with a broom and mop:... Qu Qi sighed and tried to persuade gently: "Sister, look at this men's room... Just don't go in." Qu Qi glanced at the female ghost lying on the wall, and added, "It's not good for your reputation as a girl to enter the men's room." The female ghost refused to listen and continued to throw blood downwards and tried to wrap her hair around Qu Qi's neck to strangle him. When Qu Qi saw that the floor he had just mopped was dirty again, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, "I'm not telling you, you are such a big fool and you don't know how to do anything for the family. Every day, you wander around with your hair! You lie on that wall without standing or sitting down!" First Blood. Although she didn't hear specifically what Qu Qi said, it didn't stop her from glaring at him. Qu Qi also stared back. "What are you looking at? Do you think I want to talk about you? You're such a big guy, do you still need me to teach you how to clean? Look at the old Wang family next door, they all know how to cook. Look at you, you can't even clean and you're just adding to the mess in the house." The female ghost was silent. The female ghost was silent. She understood this long list. This annoying person talks like her mother. Qu Qi finally released his final words, "I am doing this for your own good. Now wipe the floor clean, tie your hair up, and be a refreshing little girl." Double Kill. The female ghost became honest and no longer wanted to harm Qu Qi. The female ghost took her hair back honestly and wiped the floor cleanly. [The toilet cleaning task is successful and 200 points are awarded] Qu Qi breathed a sigh of relief, frightened him to death. In fact, his legs were weak because it was the female ghost who was trying to save his life. … When the chase started, other players heard the prompt and started running. When I turned around, I saw that the female ghost had not come at all. The female ghost they were afraid of actually had her hair tied into a ponytail and even openly exposed her forehead full of sutures. Not only did the female ghost not chase them, she even obediently took a mop to clean the blood dripping from the corner of her mouth. There is a young man in school uniform next to him with his eyes bent and smiling, "By the way, see if I can still hurt you. This is a good boy." The player was dumbfounded: Isn't this right? What a... What a weird picture. The article is just a picture of fun. Neither Chinese education nor PUA is advisable! The author does not agree with Chinese education and pua! The copywriting and core memes are as of August 9, 2025 Purpose: For a better tomorrow and future