Top-Notch Retirement System Delayed Again
顶流的退休系统又延迟了
by Half a Volume of Leisurely Sorrow (半卷闲愁)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 25k Words
- Chapters
- 20
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
Synopsis
Lin Xiaocha stayed up all night to complain about a bloody entertainment industry article, and when she opened her eyes, she transformed into the cannon fodder with the same name in the book - the 18th-tier starlet who chased Gu Yan, who chased the top star and blacklisted the entire Internet, and was finally hidden from the industry. What's even more outrageous is that she is also bound to a retired and re-employed salted fish system. "The host complained about 'Bai Weiwei's lip-synching' and was rewarded with a 'disaster avoidance charm' (effective after a three-hour delay)." "The host complains that 'the script of the program team is too fake' and rewards 'explosion of cooking skills' (only spicy fried rice)." "The host complained that 'Gu Yan's fans are too lenient' and rewarded 'Gu Yan's same style mask' (distribution delayed for two hours)." Lin Xiaocha: "... Is this system an old-age machine?" System: "Back then, I gave the 'poisonous' buff to Gong Douwen's host, but it was delayed for seven days. She became the Queen Mother by pretending to be dead." In order to save enough points for retirement, Lin Xiaocha was forced to start complaining mode in the entertainment industry: She complained about Bai Weiwei's fake food, but the other party's live broadcast of the food was hotly searched; After complaining about Gu Yan, saying "stirring eggs with tomatoes and adding sugar is unconscionable", he turned around and was blocked in the kitchen: "Then why don't you try the one with chili pepper?" He complained that there were too many prizes at the awards ceremony, but he turned around and took the Newcomer Award himself. He said on the podium: "This award... Is more reliable than the system?" Netizen: "I used to call her a lunatic, but now it feels so good! Sister Cha will curse her a few more times!" Gu Yan (secretly dug out the takeaway complaint written by the heroine): "It turns out that she has been 'merciful' to me a long time ago." Later, backstage at an awards ceremony, a reporter asked: "How did Teacher Gu and Teacher Lin get together?" Lin Xiaocha: "Maybe he thinks my complaints are more satisfying than his home-cooked food." Gu Yan (chuckles): "I have been coveting her complaint memo for a long time - especially the page 'Gu Yan is good at knife skills, but shaking spoons is like doing Tai Chi'." #After wearing books, I became a top celebrity by complaining# # Saltyfish system is always delayed, but it can't stop my poisonous mouth# #The hidden identity of the top actor is a loyal reader of my complaints# Small Theater System: "It is detected that the host wants to retire, and a 'lifetime takeaway coupon' will be awarded (delayed for one year)." Lin Xiaocha: "... I suggest the system send me an epitaph directly." Gu Yan (passing the thermos bucket): "Don't pay attention to it. I made you tomato scrambled eggs and added half a spoonful of sugar." Lin Xiaocha (really fragrant): "I guess you know the truth." Purpose: The rules of the entertainment industry are not shackles, and a salted fish can make a comeback by complaining - instead of catering to other people's expectations, it is better to live a top-notch life in your own way.