Am I Not the Love Security Guard of the Male and Female Protagonist?

[First person in the copy, third person in the text] The things I am most proud of in my life, apart from passing the 985 program with extraordinary performance in the college entrance examination, joining the company I most wanted to work for after graduation, and buying a house and a car in a top-notch company at a young age—— As the love security guard of two best friends, I have protected them for 10 years. In my favorite novel, the male and female protagonists are two pitiful little bitter gourds. It is hard not to be overflowing with motherly love and want to make them realize their suffering and achieve positive results as soon as possible. How to save the heroine from escaping from her original family, encourage the hero when he is in his most difficult time, and connect them both - something that is easy to do. During the three years of high school for Chi Zhuoxiu and Du Yanqiu, I protected them and they were never discovered by the teacher. During the four years of college, I organized trips every holiday, which made the difficult long-distance relationship last for four years. Now, in my third year of working, I thought they asked me out again to inform me of the good news that I would be the bridesmaid in the wedding. As a result, they said they broke up. Then, they asked me out separately and said that the person they really liked was me. My best friend and my great eldest son both love me. Me: ... Huh? Warning: ①Yes, this article is about diversity, both women and men like the female protagonist. ②The heroine is bisexual, yes, she is the bisexual that everyone shouts about. ③The emotional line is very confusing and dramatic, but they only liked the heroine from the beginning. ④The author felt that this was not chaotic enough, so he added a second male lead, but the second male lead is for friendship and is just here to stir up trouble. I want to see blood flowing like a river! ⑤ It is full of strange things, completely unhealthy feelings, and sick protagonists. If you dare to click in after reading the above warning, please be ready to run away at any time. If you are shocked, run, run, run! ⑥It's actually a funny article, really. Intention: Love is to become a better self