A straight man was attacked by *damp green tea
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Chu Yu is a straight man.
Even if you wear it.
The jade-faced young general, fair and handsome, was stared at by countless boys in the capital.
Chu Yu was so annoyed that he shouted angrily in front of everyone, "In this life, I will only marry earth-shattering beauties!"
This roar really suggested a marriage to him.
The third princess was said to be beautiful and beautiful, but unfortunately she was too sick to have children.
On the wedding night, Chu Yu was drunk and lifted her red hijab, and the princess turned out to be truly heavenly and magnificent——
I'm just a little taller, my shoulders are stronger, and my Adam's apple is a little more prominent...
Wait! Why is it bigger than him? !
Not sure, take another look.
The next day, Chu Yu inquired carefully.
When the princess heard this, she sat down on his lap, her head resting on the side of his neck, and she gave up in a mute voice, "Could it be that your husband is deliberately humiliating me because he thinks I can't have children? If I can conceive for ten months and give birth to a child, it will prove the truth of what happened last night..."
Chu Yu was pressed so hard that his legs almost broke, and the side of his neck was numb from the blowing breath. He patted the princess on the back in a daze, thinking that he must take good care of the princess...
But Chu Yu felt that something was getting more and more wrong.
Sometimes he heard the princess panting like an ox in the middle of the night. He asked, and the princess took his hand and put it on her chest, saying that her old illness had recurred and she wanted him to comfort her.
Something hot and hard pressed against his thigh. When asked again, the princess said it was her hand.
Looking down, the princess was clearly holding her own palms with both hands!
Until one day, his butt hurt.
And he is a straight man!
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Chu Yu asked himself to control Xinjiang.
The war was over, Chu Yu returned to Beijing in triumph, and the reward had been delivered to his home in advance.
Opening the door, a peerless beauty is sitting on the bed, arousing pity.
Chu Yu turned around and ran away.
A few years later, the sickly princess became as fast and strong as an ox, and she held him in her arms. "My husband really dislikes me... If I were able to carry a child for one and a half years, the child would be three years old now..."
Chu Yu couldn't bear it anymore, "How can you, a man, have a baby?!"
The princess bit him on the shoulder, "You are really bullying me for not being able to have a child and not being responsible for me... It would be great if you have a child... I can't give birth to you in the next life..."
Chu Yu collapsed, "I'm a man, how can I have a baby?!"
The princess bit off his ear and threatened, "Either you give me a child, or you become my queen."
Purpose: Don't lie to people