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An Xun is a severe social phobia.
In order to avoid socializing, I even applied for a job as a cemetery caretaker. But the frequent difficulties in life still caused him to run into obstacles everywhere.
After thinking again and again, An Xun decided to "cure" social fear.
After various efforts,
An Xun not only successfully overcomes social fear, but also gained many healthy social circles, such as: harmonious neighborhood relationships, warm work team, sweet life partners...
Until one day, the person in charge of the Body Erosion Prevention and Control Center came to visit.
The other person's face was full of horror: "You mean, you have established... A deep friendship with these things???"
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An Xun pointed to his good neighbor.
Person in charge: "B-level corroded [egg fish]. Did you beat the swollen bump on its head?"
An Xun: "I don't know, it just bumped into me. My neighbor helped me fix my wifi and even made me stewed fish. He's a very nice person."
An Xun dragged out his good colleague.
Person in charge: "A-level body erosion [Phantom Spore]. You sit in the same office as this thing, haven't you ever had hallucinations due to poisoning?"
An Xun: "I don't know. Although I occasionally sleep anywhere in the workplace, when I wake up, I find that my colleagues not only cover me with quilts, but also help me bury people!"
An Xun picked up his good friend.
An Xun: "Is this okay? This is just a blackberry starry sky cat pudding, so cute!"
Didi-di-di-di! ! ! ! !
Amid the wildly flashing warning lights, the person in charge's erosion coefficient survey instrument exploded on the spot.
Person in charge: "..."
An Xun: "..."
#Thought it was social fear that was cured#
#As a result, there is no one in my social circle at all. Haha#
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An Xun did not expect that without his knowledge, the city had already been invaded by a monster named "Eclipse".
Even the AI robot that sleeps with him all day long, a little pudding with cat ears and a tail, is actually corroded!
Or a natural disaster grade super S eclipse body that is on the high-risk list!
Little Pudding always says Anxun is delicious.
I thought it was a compliment, but it turned out that he really treated him like food.
An Xun stared at the unknown black mud that had split into many tentacles, wrapped around him, and sucked his lips crazily, and couldn't help but wonder:
"... So are you kissing me or eating me?"
Hei Ni nuzzled him affectionately: "Of course I'm kissing you~"
Then he burped quietly.
An Xun: "..."
How dare you say you didn't eat it secretly! ! !
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1. A slightly crazy cookie, 1v1he
2. Pudding kitten is 1. A cute love brain that is very coquettish 1(?)
3. The protagonist is not only socially fearful, but also makes society fearful (?)
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"The restricted novelist became a god in a strange world"
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1.
Shu Yunmo is an ordinary person. As a poor man, he also had poor hobbies: after get off work, he relaxed by writing some special novels.
One day, something strange happened around the world, and he was involved in the survival game and became the worst player in history.
He is weak, a scumbag, and his face can be seen.
His teammates thought he was a burden, and the audience bet that he wouldn't survive the novice level. Even Shu Yunmo himself felt the same. Until he discovered that the plot of the copy world looked a bit familiar.
……Etc. Isn't this a novel he wrote?
But the question is - all the TMs he wrote are restricted? ? ?
2.
System broadcast: [The ancient altar has been vacant for a long time. Only by offering sincere sacrifices can God's forgiveness be obtained. If His patience is exhausted, everyone will suffer the punishment of heaven.
In order to escape from the dungeon, the survivors donated fruits, vegetables, cattle, sheep, and jewelry... But all of them were returned intact.
Just when everyone was at a loss what to do, Shu Yunmo stood up and placed a small box on the altar.
That's... A trap!
Under everyone's shocked eyes, the secret door behind the altar slowly unfolded - holy shit! Put it right! They cleared the level! !
Um? Why, you ask?
The sole interpreter, author, Shu Yunmo sneered.
This ancient god just kidnapped a human male wife and was about to rush to the great harmony of life. Now that he is missing this thing, he will die in a hurry!
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The Survivor Ladder is a ranking list of players from all over the world, and everyone is eager for No. 1 On the list.
One day, someone was able to meet No.1. The man only asked one question: How do you stay at the top of the list?
No.1 Was silent for a while.
Answer: "... Highly salty and astringent."
3.
Shu Yunmo has another secret.
In fact, among the dozens of articles stored in his computer, a few are dedicated to commemorating his ex-boyfriend who died long ago.
But now, his ex-boyfriend crawled out of the copy and begged to get back together.
Shu Yunmo: "I will not get back together with you."
The ex-boyfriend curled his lips coldly, tied him to the seat, held his chin and forced his head towards... The laptop.
The ex-boyfriend dug out those unspeakable articles with ease and threatened: "If you don't agree, I will read these things on your computer in your ears for three days and three nights."
Shu Yunmo: "...!?"
What a vicious trick! ! !
Purpose: Love will give people courage and strength
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Very good setting makes me spin [sprinkle flowers]
Um ah ah ah ah can you take another one? I want to see the result. Woo hoo Madoka is so cute [poor] [poor] [poor]
Come on, my wife, take the postgraduate entrance examination! Will wait for you to come back!