The corner umbrella shop is only open on stormy nights, but its business is better than the shops in the entire alley. The price of umbrellas in the store is 15 yuan, and each person can only buy one. Customers who bought an umbrella can ask any three questions to the umbrella seller. The umbrella seller is helpful and generous, especially he knows everything about the guests. There is only one lie in the answer to the three questions.
One evening, the cook walked into the umbrella shop in the pouring rain. He bought an umbrella and asked the umbrella maker three questions.
Cook: Why did that man slap your butt?
Umbrella Maker: Anyone can slap my ass.
Chef: ... Wouldn't that sentence just now be considered a question?
Umbrella maker: —v—This question can be considered a problem.
So the cook thought for a moment and asked the last question: Do you want to go with me?
The umbrella maker raised his lips and replied: Of course, I have been waiting for you for a long time.
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The umbrella maker is a very unlucky man. If you raise flowers, they won't bloom, if you raise fish, they won't survive. It rains when he shines his shoes, which can be said to be the ultimate in bad luck.
The cook is a very lucky man. If the sky is sunny, it will be sunny; if it is cloudy, it will be cloudy; if there is thunder, the next second there will be lightning and thunder, which can be described as thunder and lightning.
So, the cook said to the umbrella maker: Get closer to me, the positive and negative will balance out.
The umbrella maker smiled: Hahahaha, is it true? My dear, I am so touched. Relax, you won't always be by my side anyway.
The cook glanced at him: As long as you need me, I will be by your side.
Later, the umbrella maker was forced into a corner. There was an ambush in front of him, and there were soldiers chasing behind him. There were dead ends on both sides of the maze. His foot was sprained, and the shoe on the other foot was missing. He was carrying a child on his back - and the child kept crying.
The umbrella maker shrank into a corner with his entrails in his hands, closed his eyes, and silently recited: ... I need you.
When he opened his eyes, he saw the cook with half of his body chopped off.
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The cook discovered a string of code in the world bug.
He told the umbrella maker this discovery: I feel like we are in a game.
Umbrella Maker: Oh.
Umbrella Maker: Did you just know?
Umbrella Maker: The Umbrella Shop is a tutorial for novices in this game. I am the first level NPC of this game.
If you survive the catastrophe today, it is an auspicious day in the zodiac.
Cook x Umbrella Maker
[If you have a cold face and a warm heart, you will be less able to cook.
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I will revise it before writing it.
If there are many people reading it, open this one first hehe
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