This is an article about cultivating immortals
Like the big brother next door, gentle attack × the most abstract mouth poison in the sect
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My name is Jiang Jin, a man who is destined to leave his name in the history of the world of immortality (or be infamy for eternity, as long as he is famous anyway). I'm not bragging, my talent is so amazing that it's the kind where God chases after me to feed me, but I think his spoon isn't big enough, so I grab the spatula and show off. My parents gave me the word "Jin", probably because they hope that I will be as gentle and polite as Jinxiu articles? Oh, the breath of a poet? Does that thing have anything to do with me as a spiritual stone? I am determined to be the most quick (spoken) mean (mean) benevolent (hand) and grudge (owed) master in the world! When I was eight years old, my parents, who were probably so annoyed by me that there was smoke in their heads, called me "win at the starting line" and kicked me into the gate of Yuanyangzong.
Yuan Yangzong, listen to this name, it is so elegant and fairy-like, it feels like you have to recite three hundred poems before entering. The result? Good guy, I was dumbfounded as soon as I entered. This is not a sect of cultivating immortals. This is clearly a large-scale performance art exchange center and an incubation base for abstract monks!
Alchemist Lao Wang can turn the stove into a bouncing ball. In the Talisman Class, eight out of ten of Sister Li's Talisman will make a strange laugh. Can she fly with a sword? It was a low-end operation. In our sect, it was popular to ride a broomstick and step on a bench. There was even an uncle who was keen on standing upside down to fly in the air... In short, everyone was crazy about it and everyone took the lead. Very good, very perfect. This genius is like a fish in water and has found his soul's destination - the abstract talent player is here!
In addition, I have a senior brother named Xu Zhui. Senior brother Xu is recognized by the Wanyang Sect as the Dinghai Shenzhen, and is synonymous with "gentleness" in walking. Her eyebrows are as gentle as jade, she speaks softly, and always has a smile like spring breeze and rain. Everyone in the sect, from the big yellow dog guarding the gate to the ancestors in seclusion, dislikes him. He is like the perfect big brother next door in a fairy tale. He will hand you the elixir when you get injured while practicing. He will patiently answer all your questions (even those that are extremely mentally retarded). He will silently help you clean up the mess after you get into trouble, with a look of helpless pampering in his eyes.
So, I, Jiang Jin, the loudest talker of the Wanyang Sect, a master of abstract performance art, and a genius (self-proclaimed) dedicated to playing with the sect's rules like plasticine, what is my favorite thing to do?
Oh yes! Badgering Senior Brother Xu.
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Help, the most serious person in the sect put the least serious person to sleep
Aliases of the article: "The Survival Guide of Yuan Yangzong" "Those Years After Being Eaten and Cleaned by Senior Brother Wenwen"
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