Get the Drama Cannon Fodder Script
拿到恋综炮灰剧本
by Weiyu Nai (维屿奈)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 21k Words
- Chapters
- 6
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
As soon as I opened my eyes, I became the cannon fodder female supporting role in a love drama. The script required me to: be obsessed with the top male protagonist, be crazy about the top male protagonist, bang against the wall for the top male protagonist... And finally be raped by the entire Internet. Su Wanwan looked at the beautiful face in the mirror that had "evil" written on it, and then thought about her fate in the original book where she was slapped in the face by the male and female protagonists and ended miserably, and she felt her eyes darken. The "plot maintenance system" bound to her is still chattering: [Warning! The host must strictly follow the script! Act One: Falling in love with the male protagonist Gu Chen at first sight and confessing his love in public! Countdown: 10, 9...] Su Wanwan: "..." Thank you for the invitation. I just came here. I just want to save my life and eat melon, and don't want to die. Yet the system's punishing current sizzles. In order not to be turned into an emoticon on the spot, Su Wanwan could only take a deep breath, squeeze out her "affectionate" gaze, walk towards the star-studded actor Gu Chen with distant eyes, and read out the shameful lines in a pronunciation tone: "Teacher Gu, I fell in love with you... At first sight. Please, please start your performance... Oh no, please give me a chance!" The scene fell silent for a moment. The barrage exploded: [? ? ? Is this female guest's brain caught in the door? Performance? What makes her a movie star? The most embarrassing confession of the year is scheduled! Just when Su Wanwan thought that she could retire after completing the KPI, and An Xin was eating melon seeds as a backdrop, the system screamed again: [Ultimate mission change: The host must win the heart of the male boss Gu Chen! Otherwise erase it! Su Wanwan: "???" Are you playing with me? To make the Bingshan Best Actor fall in love with me, a "sperm"? It would be better to just obliterate it! Seeing the hellishly difficult start of "Strategy for the Male Protagonist", Su Wanwan completely failed: Fuck the script! Sister needs to find another way! As a result, the style of Lian Zong's painting suddenly changed: * While other female guests were competing around Gu Chen, she huddled silently in the corner, hugging potato chips to catch up on the drama, and sincerely commented on the interaction between the male and female protagonists: "Tsk, this romance routine is so old." * When the task required her to show off her talent while others were singing and dancing, she backhandedly performed a live demolition of CP and accurately analyzed the "Neptune potential" of each guest, which shocked everyone's jaws. * When the green tea heroine Lin Xiwei tried to provoke a fight, Su Wanwan directly transformed into the "Human Awakening" barrage machine, and made a straightforward complaint with a precise KO: "Miss, your tea art... Is overheated and a bit astringent." She just wanted to watch the show, but she inexplicably attracted a wave of die-hard fans who were "anti-hypocrisy experts" and "lovers of variety shows." What's even more outrageous is… Gu Chen, the top actor who was said to be aloof and abstinent and kept away from strangers, looked at her more and more wrongly. Even when she tried to push him to the heroine for the nth time, she blocked her in a blind spot where no one was watching the camera, and her voice was low and dangerous: "Su Wanwan, are you using me?" The second male doctor, Dr. Lu, who was gentle and considerate and had been silently passing snacks to her, also quietly held her hand: "Wanwan, it seems that your 'strategy for displaying bad things' only captured me?" Su Wanwan was completely confused when she saw the plot, which the Bund didn't even recognize the original author, and the two big bosses who were eyeing him eagerly: Wait! What about the promised ending of cannon fodder? This is the wrong direction! I just want to be a salty spectator, how can I make myself the center of the Shura field? System: [... Host, how about we change the script? Su Wanwan: Change it to something! The scripts you write yourself are the most delicious! Top actor? Dr. Gentle? Only children make choices... Well, of course they choose whoever they like! By the way, let's break the script of the original male and female protagonists too! (Also known as: "Being a salty fish in a romance drama but becoming a heartthrob", "The plot was promised, but the male lead and the second actor were misled", "My romance drama script has its own ideas") Intention: Lie down and win philosophy