My Spiritual Body Is Actually Myself

[Interstellar Whistle + Narcissus] Spiritual body x wizard (serious version): ——Everyone knows that there is a useless guide in the Hellion Pace Military Academy at the lower level of the Black Tower. He has no ability to measure mental power and has no mental body. He also angered a big shot in the First Star. All the sentries and guides in the Black Tower treated him like snakes and scorpions, and even added insult to injury. But I don't know why, there are fewer and fewer people who are hostile to him, and more and more people support him. Until newer and more advanced mental power evaluation equipment was developed, all sentry guides had to undergo a wave of evaluations. The useless guide made a surprise and measured an S level that was rare in a century. Later, this guide dug out the truth from more than ten years ago, exposed the bad deeds of the big shot in First Star against humanity, and gave countless oppressed people a better future. The interstellar man was slapped in the face again and again, he hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't help but said: Then it must be true that he has no spiritual body! Little did they know that in a corner where no one was paying attention, someone put an arm around the guide's waist, bit the tip of his lip, and then whispered: "When are you going to let them know that I am your spiritual body?" The eyes of the beautiful guide who was being hugged were red, and she was breathing lightly. She didn't reply, but took the initiative to kiss him more passionately. If anyone passes by here, they will notice the inseparable young couple in the corner. ——They clearly have the same face. (Unserious version): ——Since Yan Jianci awakened as a guide, there has been a nagging voice in his mind, which almost made him think that he was mentally disturbed and had auditory hallucinations. Later he learned that the voice similar to his voice came from his spiritual body. His spiritual body is neither an animal nor a bird, but a living person with his own thoughts and consciousness. This person who appeared out of thin air in his body called himself "Yan Zhiyin" and had the same face, the same habits and the same thoughts as him. There are only two differences between him and his spiritual body. The first point is that his spiritual body is frivolous and romantic, and he loves to tease his cold host the most. The second point is that his mental body seems to have evil intentions towards him and hidden evil intentions. ——His spiritual body wants to snatch control of his body and push him completely into the bottom of consciousness, never to turn over. Li Zhiyin confessed to this. But as time went by, Yan Zhiyin realized that his "evil intentions" gradually changed. When he was lying on the ground covered with bruises, Yan Jianci stepped on his shoulder, lowered his eyebrows, and coldly announced his victory in this robbery battle. Yan Zhiyin raised his hand to hold Yan Jianci's ankle that was stepping on him, his eyes were eager, as if he had finally caught the prey he had been chasing for half his life. He admitted calmly: "This time, you won." And he has a new goal. Keep this person in your arms forever, with your ears and temples rubbing against each other, and your lips and tongues intertwined. Or, more...? — ▲The copywriting will be changed, but the general plot remains the same. ▲1V1 double arrows cannot be dismantled or reversed, a strong alliance. ▲If you don't like it, don't comment. Discuss rationally. Comments that are excessive/abusive will be deleted regardless of whether they are friends or foes. ▲Thanks for your comments/favorites! Your support is my biggest motivation. —————— Push and receive in advance~ "The netizen I have been with for three years is my boyfriend" Yan Qidu's roommate A has a new problem recently - he has a crush on a boy in the boys' dormitory No. 23112. But A has been single since birth and knows nothing about pursuing love. He turned to the relationship guru Yan Qidu for help. At the cost of providing food for his new father for three months, he asked Yan Qidu to teach him how to pursue the person he loves. Yan Qidu reluctantly agreed, and went into battle with a gun to become roommate A's exclusive love counselor, helping him analyze the other person's attitude and thoughts. Duan Mingzhou's roommate B also has a problem recently. He fell in love with a boy in the 31203 boys dormitory. But he was not good at words and was dull-tongued. He finally added the other person's WeChat account and was afraid that the other person would find him boring, so he instead begged the popular Duan Mingzhou to teach him how to pursue his love. Duan Mingzhou readily agreed and vowed to create a good story for his roommates during college. With the unremitting efforts of the two love strategists, the two love blank sheets were finally able to walk side by side for a while. The two of them cheered inwardly and subconsciously turned to look at their love strategist. ——But I saw my own military advisor who was supposed to be commanding me and the enemy military advisor coming together! What does it mean that two people who have been secretly in love with each other for two years have not yet joined hands, but two love strategists who have never met before have already hit a home run? —— On today's Internet, the larger the circle, the more gods and people there are; the smaller the circle, the more gods and people there are. Yan Qidu met a mysterious netizen. The mysterious netizen and him got into a crazy online battle over a very small problem. He doesn't use bad words or slander others, and vows to crush the opponent to death through his precise and rigorous logic and magical sophistry. Sometimes when the battle is over, Yan Qidu spends his sleep thinking about how to defend the opponent thoroughly. This line has lasted for three years, and it has not been broken day by day. One day, by chance, he saw the interface of his boyfriend Duan Mingzhou's mobile phone after asking for his permission. The personal homepage of that godly netizen inevitably appeared in front of his eyes, making it impossible to guard against it. Those were the IDs and avatars that he would always dream about, and there was no way he could admit his mistake. Yan Qidu:...... He silently turned off the other party's mobile phone, silently opened the post he had been arguing about for three years, and silently checked in with all the information. Finally, he closed his eyes peacefully. How come a netizen I've been online with for three years is my new and enthusiastic boyfriend? ! ▲1V1 is the best thing in the world for young lovers. ▲Main CP: two (theoretical) love masters, deputy CP: two love fools. [The focus of the main text is on the main cp, and the secondary cp is random] ▲From the Internet meme "Three Years Online Between Netizens" & "Love Strategist in the Dormitory". ▲Don't comment if you don't like it, discuss rationally, thank you for collecting and commenting, your support is my biggest motivation! Intention: Only by loving yourself first can you love the world better.