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I die in front of my idol every day
Fang Jibai is the number one thorny researcher in the confidential base, with S-level professional abilities and F-level daily operations.
- Inserting an instant noodle fork into the coin slot of the coffee machine caused the entire base to be without coffee for three days.
- Using a fork to pry the electronic access control triggers an alarm
- The biggest secret: I am a hardcore fan of the legendary "Bai Ma", and I am obsessed with him 360 degrees on the forum every day.
One early morning, he bumped into an "old cadre" doing Tai Chi in the forbidden garden.
Fang Jibai: "What you're doing is wrong. It was said in Bai Zhu's paper..."
Veteran cadre: "Well, he wrote it wrong."
Later at the celebration banquet——
Fang Jibai dragged the "veteran cadre" towards the employee area: "This is where the big leaders sit, you..."
The whole place was dead silent.
The vice-president trembled: "This is Commander-in-Chief Zhou! Drawing the truth!"
Fang Jibai was shocked:
"I have been the idol blowing rainbow farts for three years..."
"Is this the boyfriend I kick out of bed every day?!"
Zhou Xubai:
Watching my little researcher blush from the bottom of his ears to his collarbone
Calmly open the notebook:
"Do you need me to read aloud the "108 Love Letters to Bai Ma" that you wrote on the forum?"
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Weibo@MURANTIAN
Reading Guide
1. Cold to the outside, pampering and aggressive to the inside × the arrogant and arrogant genius with explosive hair, 1v1 double cleanliness
2. The three-piece set of falling horse + social death + star chasing success, the sweetness is beyond the limit
3. Professional terms are all made up, falling in love is a serious matter
Intent: Between looking up and being looked up to, love makes us equal
Reader comments
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The meaning of Zhou Xubai's sentence should be: You are the hash value in my life, unique and irreversible.
You are my only one. [Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head] It's so sweet. It's so sweet that I wrote it. I predict that there will be more love stories of this type in the future.
Is this a vinegar jar? So cute! Teacher, I want a long story! Long story! [Spread flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
Meow meow meow, anchor, I cast nine moon stones for you, did you see it? Why aren't you online?
It turns out that the big leader also has friends? How cold-resistant is his friend? [Shut up] Increase your opponents? I almost forgot that this is a horse-drawn novel [][][]Teacher, I like you [fanfan][fanfan][fanfan]
[Like][Like][Like][Orange candy][Orange candy][Orange candy][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Come on][Come on][Come on] White sugar cube 99 [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange Candy] I've had it ahhhhhhhhh why did you confess your love so quickly huhhhhhhh! I'm so excited, so excited, it's so sweet that my teeth are tickled, white cube sugar 99
[Purple Sugar] Teacher kswl really almost missed the mark! It's okay, it's okay! The rice is still super delicious! But why hasn't it been updated for so long recently? Isn't it because we are going to abandon the article?
Update soon[purple sugar]kswl[purple sugar]kswl
Wu Miao is also a character, but he is standing in the wrong direction.
"I heard the hungry worm in my disciple's belly..." I caught a big worm for the author~
General
[Orange Candy] I got it, the teacher wrote it well, it's so cute... Come on, teacher!
[Orange Candy] Here comes the white sugar cube, 99! Come on, madam!
[Purple Sugar] Teacher kswl is good at writing, and he added more than 800 words to the first chapter today! Teacher, I will always follow you! [Kiss][kiss][kiss]
Meow meow meow, here I go again [Orange Candy] is here
[Orange Candy] I got it, Teacher, Teacher, we like you. I didn't expect to click on such a great article [Panda Head][Panda Head][Panda Head]
[Purple Sugar] kswl also updates a lot, sweet [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] Teacher, teacher, we like you
This sentence is so high-level, such a profound sentence, but the blocked word is actually quite unfair [Shut up] [Shut up] [Shut up]
Teacher writes well, I will always follow you! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on]
[Orange Candy] I got it, teacher. Come on, okay? [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] I look forward to your new work!
Could the teacher write more? [Orange Candy] I like you now! [Rice rice][rice rice][rice rice] I eat like crazy ah ah ah ah [spread flowers][spread flowers][spread flowers]
[Orange Candy] I've got it, ah ah ah ah [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] The more you write, the better, teacher! But please update quickly [kiss][kiss][kiss]
The more you write, the better! Teacher [Orange Candy] I got it [rice rice] [rice rice] [rice rice] When I recommended it to my friends, I said that even the maidenhair ferns can bloom at Teacher Rantian's place [][][]
[Orange Candy] I got the teacher, I love you [Love Eyes] [Love Eyes] [Love Eyes] Looking forward to the full text.
[Orange candy] I got it. [Orange candy] I got it. [Orange candy] I got it. Meow meow meow, so fast! I haven't said a few words yet!
[Pink heart][pink heart][pink heart]White sugar cube 99[pink heart][pink heart][pink heart]Thank you for liking [pink heart][pink heart][pink heart]
[Orange Candy] The teacher wrote it well after taking it [Like it] I feel that Fang Jibai's explosive temper was written so vividly! It just feels like pretending to be angry and getting the gift happily at the same time. It really makes me look cute! Teacher, I want to follow you forever! I hope there can be more words! Not enough to eat at all…
The meaning of Zhou Xubai's sentence should be: You are the hash value in my life, unique and irreversible. You are my only one. [Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head] It's so sweet. It's so sweet that I wrote it. I predict that there will be more love stories of this type in the future.
Is this a vinegar jar? So cute! Teacher, I want a long story! Long story! [Spread flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
Meow meow meow, anchor, I cast nine moon stones for you, did you see it? Why aren't you online?
It turns out that the big leader also has friends? How cold-resistant is his friend? [Shut up] Increase your opponents? I almost forgot that this is a horse-drawn novel [][][]Teacher, I like you [fanfan][fanfan][fanfan]
[Like][Like][Like][Orange candy][Orange candy][Orange candy][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Three-flowered cat head][Come on][Come on][Come on] White sugar cube 99 [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange Candy] I've had it ahhhhhhhhh why did you confess your love so quickly huhhhhhhh! I'm so excited, so excited, it's so sweet that my teeth are tickled, white cube sugar 99
[Purple Sugar] Teacher kswl really almost missed the mark! It's okay, it's okay! The rice is still super delicious! But why hasn't it been updated for so long recently? Isn't it because we are going to abandon the article?
Update soon[purple sugar]kswl[purple sugar]kswl
Wu Miao is also a character, but he is standing in the wrong direction.
"I heard the hungry worm in my disciple's belly..." I caught a big worm for the author~ General