My name is Li Hua, and the whole family thought I was the boss. I opened the champagne halfway, and my name was already filled in before I even landed.
I have nothing to do with Chinese characters. Ever since I was born, I have been one of the ordinary people. My grades have always been spot-on. I have steadily performed well in the college entrance examination with a good second grade, and I have been unemployed since graduation.
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"We are looking for talents: five insurances and one fund, double annual leave, salary negotiable. Our company has always put ourselves in the shoes of our employees and upholds humanistic care. Every employee is unique and one of a hundred..."
Li Hua stared at the advertisement on the recruitment page, filled out his resume mechanically, swallowed the last mouthful of instant noodles, and continued to apply.
The next second, a reply was received in the mailbox, and a mechanical sound rang in my head:
[Resume submitted successfully! You have received unanimous permission from the Human Resources Department of 'Infinite Recruitment Co., Ltd.'. Please click on the link below and follow the prompts to install the company's software. We are waiting for your good news! Relative!
Li Hua thought this was a scam and deleted it with one click. After a while, a new email came from the other party:
[Dear, I am Xiao Wang from Infinite Recruitment Co., Ltd. Our company has encountered a very bad problem, and we need your help now. Click the link below to fill in your resume information again. Thank you for having me.
Li Hua smiled evilly and replied to the email at the speed of light:
[I am Qin Shihuang. I have met a bunch of very bad people now, so I need you to transfer 300 yuan to me via WeChat. Oh, no, it's 30 billion, to help me dominate the world.
Then she received 300,000 yuan transferred from the other party. The message attached to the transfer read: Employee Benefits.
Yes, it must be a scam. Li Hua prepared to call the bank service hotline with trembling hands, when another email came through:
[Kiss, we are really not a scam. We don't have 30 billion for the time being. Do you think 300,000 is okay? After becoming a formal employee, you will receive many benefits and surprises! Looking forward to your joining!
Li Hua: Do you think I never went to school?
Drop! Employee identity confirmed: Li Hua.
[Player Li Hua, welcome to join the 'Infinite Recruitment' novice copy.
What copy, am I not here to work? Li Hua looked at the lines of Chinese characters floating in front of him and tried hard to find the projection equipment around him.
[Copy Identity: X Company Cow Horse.
[Mission goal: Complete the work task and survive until the 'off duty' time.
Li Hua: What company? What horse?
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On the first day of work, colleagues began to introduce themselves.
"My name is Li Hua."
As soon as these words came out, the whole place suddenly fell silent, and the air seemed to freeze for half a second.
The macho man leaning against the wall, the man in a suit holding his glasses, and the cute girl crying all stared at her.
Li Hua: What's wrong? Do you know me?
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Since entering the dungeon, Li Hua has experienced all walks of life. Today he is a doctor and nurse, tomorrow he is a teacher and training worker, and the day after tomorrow he is a reporter and host...
Infinite Recruitment APP: Just tell me to come to my place to go to work!
Li Hua: Then don't blame me, a ruthless fishing master!
Ps: After a copy is written, it will be refined, and so on. This is my first time writing an infinite flow theme, come on!
Intention: Live hard!