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Turtle hair, poisonous tongue, slut, peacock attack
Chen Mo, an ordinary social animal, was suddenly bound to become a glorious magical boy after getting off work one day to feed the cats.
Chen Mo: Get out! Who wants to be some bullshit magical boy? ?
System: There is a cash reward~
Chen Mo: Oh, my dream since childhood is to be a magical boy~
One person can happily deal with all kinds of Haha monsters and Shadow Eater monsters, and the tasks are easy and the life is wonderful.
Until I met a ruthless person who chewed his scalp.
Chen Mo was silent for two seconds and threw the cat out.
You do this!
Then he watched helplessly as the arrogant and venomous cow cat turned into a super and invincible handsome guy.
I gave Brother scalp a few beatings until he screamed: "I will definitely come back!"
Before Chen Mo could even say a few words of praise, a certain Tong who was in the late stages of mysophobia and was extremely vindictive said lightly, "This time the reward will be halved.
Chen Mo: The sky is falling.
Later, Chen Mo got to know many magical girls and boys with different styles, and they all gathered together to gossip about their traditional ways of getting along with each other.
Chen Mo fell silent again when he saw how everyone was loving each other, doing business, good buddies, and male mothers.
Someone brought the topic to him and curiously asked you how you get along with your family.
Before Chen Mo could speak, a reminder popped up from his cell phone in his pocket, and the people beside him curiously came up to see who was still sending messages in the middle of the night.
I saw people who wrote "my ancestors" asking: Why don't you go home?
Is the person who is being teased by a friend checked? Chen Mo laughed awkwardly.
"Haha... My system is urging me to go home, so I'll leave first. "
Everyone: o. O?
In fact, Chen Mo has always regarded his own system as a good buddy.
Is it normal for good buddies to hold hands, hug each other when they wake up, bathe each other, and sleep in the same bed?
Someone: Yes, it's normal.
Chen Mo: "Then can you take your hands out of my waistband first? A little itchy. "
Someone: No. ∧∧.
Chen Mo: Oh oh.
Look, it's very honest... WC, buddy, can you please stop kissing me?
Reading guide:
1. System = Cow Cat = Attack (Northern Hebei)
2. Double c
3. When something happened, I deceived you, not Qinqin, it is more serious than this, and you will be a little bit abused later, he.
4. Happy reading
Intention: When flowers bloom again, people can be young again
