
Why Is Mr. Ba Acting OOC Again?
霸总怎么又又又OOC了
by Shola (肖拉)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 364k Words
- Chapters
- 98
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Under revision] The boss who looks cold and tyrannical is actually a weak drama queen x the ancient little white flower is actually a violent dinosaur sufferer A hateful couple who falls in love and kills each other|Ancient background|Dog-blood elements Overlord Fu Yanli has always thought that he is a destined person, but who can tell him why he must abide by the overlord's rules before becoming a destined person? ! There are more than a thousand pages of Overlord's Rules, and at the end there is a sentence: Except for the persistence of your lover, nothing can be broken. You get electric shocks for eating sweets, electric shocks for eating snacks, electric shocks for talking nonsense, and electric shocks for lying. One day, a new secretary suddenly arrived beside him, and then he saw some barrages that were not of this world. Slag gong and scumbag! The author is evil! [Step out] [Step out] [Step out] [Step out]] [The irritable Yaozu attacks, the immortal bastard suffers, please lock him down! [Rose][Rose][Rose]] [The author said to revise the article, but there is nothing wrong with the first half, so don't revise it randomly! How can I change it into a double-door refrigerator? [Step out] [Step out] [Step out]] At the same time, the miserable Boss discovered that the Bai Yueguang forced on him traveled through time, and he thought about taking advantage of him every day. A bunch of crazy barrage can't provide any way to break the situation. His destined person has a script and plans to kill him. The overlord's code also restricted his movements, and he lived in fear every day. What to do? What to do? But what he didn't know was that Xu Wenci, as a secretary, could not only see the barrage, but also had one more golden finger than Boss Ba - the script. At the same time, he also had fewer character restrictions than Boss Ba. Xu Wenci planned to kill the destined person. After he gave up his plan for the 101st time, Fu Yanli from his previous life came back. Rules of Overlord: 1. The boss must wear a suit anytime and anywhere, except when sleeping. 2. Bosses are not allowed to wear long johns. 3. The boss doesn't like sweets. He can only take a bite when his lover hands him sweets. After eating, he cannot show an expression of enjoyment. He must frown and ask his lover why he likes sweets. 4. In winter, the boss must hold his lover's hand up, put it into his own palm to breathe, and put his lover's hand into his pocket. 5. The boss cannot wear down jackets, otherwise he will die in the next second. 6. The boss is not allowed to use straws unless his lover insists. 7. The boss has a doctor friend. The moment the doctor friend is no longer available, the boss will die suddenly. 8. Mr. Ba has stomach problems but doesn't eat on time. 01 There is a small piece of cake on the secretary's desk every day. The secretary likes sweets. Article 3 of the Naha General Code... Fu Yanli felt like he was alive again and began to pursue his little secretary Xu Wenci. After the CEO walked around his desk five times, Xu Wenci finally couldn't help it anymore, "President, what can I do for you?" "Nothing." The president coughed lightly, "Ordinary inspection." "President, if you want to eat this cake, I can buy it for you. I've already eaten this." "No." The president refused without hesitation, and the next second he said something that would ruin Xu Wenci's career: "I want to chase you." Xu Wenci saw the CEO glance at the cake on his table from time to time, threw the cake into the trash can, and raised a smile, "Okay, let's try it." 02 After Xu Wenci knocked down the marketing manager with one punch... Fu Yanli: If you hit him, you can't hit me anymore~ Barrage: [Can Shou be able to kill Gong with one punch? Gong seemed a little dissatisfied. [I want to punch the author to death. Fu Yanli: Woohoo, they are slandering me. Bai Yueguang blocked Xu Wenci: "Do you want to like me? I'm much better than that serious old man Fu Yanli." Fu Yanli, who was hiding in the corner: Wow, the destined person is about to be snatched away. 03 Fu Yanli narrowed his eyes and looked quietly at the bleeding sharp knife in Xu Wenci's hand. Xu Wenci finally killed him. But the culprit's hands were shaking. See you in the next world. When the time comes, I will forget this memory. So, you love me. Tip: 1. Funny cookies (possibly in the early stage), Shuangjie 2. Mainly attack the first half of the perspective, and focus on the second half of the perspective. 3. All revisions have been completed and the content will not be modified, except for typos that may not have been discovered in time. 4. In the world of domination, there are some logical illogicalities, which are all interpreted as script mechanisms and the prevailing rules of the world of domination. Both attack and shou are good babies, and the issue of character design is all my own. 5. There is a lot of barrage content in the early stage. In the later period, the barrage content decreased, accounting for only about 5%. 6. Always 1v1, no third person, no Shura field. Advance notice for the next book: Why does my husband say he wants to go to bed early again (the article has been published) On the surface, he is gentle and well-behaved, but in reality he is sulky and stomps his feet. VS: On the surface, he is cunning and cruel, but in reality he loves to act coquettishly and loves beauty. Xu Zhixian discovered that his marriage to his husband of nine years seemed to be on a stranger path. The daily punctual reporting became perfunctory, the platycodon in the vase withered day by day, and all the sticky notes that were often posted on the bedside were torn off. [Gong likes Shou so much, why doesn't he express his love to Shou? Although you are married, it is also important to express your love. [Wonder][Frown]] [Haha, even if an old man has many tricks, he can't compare to the good skin of a young man [laughing][laughing][laughing]] The new barrages deepened Xu Zhixian's suspicion. He asked his husband if he felt uncomfortable, and received the answer that he wanted to go to bed early. (Attack perspective 1, 2, 3) 01 He is afraid of the increasingly sagging skin, the fine lines that may creep into the corners of his eyes, he is afraid of the young and beautiful faces outside, and he is afraid that he will say topics that are increasingly out of touch with his lover's thoughts. He is no longer young. [I remember this was a book on exchange. How come you haven't divorced your ex-husband yet? [Scratching head][scratching head][scratching head]] [Will be divorced in a year [smile]] [I remember my ex-husband was five years older than Shou, and Gong happened to be five years younger than Shou. Old men must be jealous and crazy [hahaha] [gloating]] He is no longer young, and his lover is surrounded by young boys. 02 He delivers a packed lunch to his lover. The lover is hiding under the umbrella of a young boy, smiling brightly. He didn't dare ask. [Is that an attack? [Like] [Like] [Like]] [Sure enough, much better than that old man [Cheering][Cheering][Cheering]] 03 Gurgling, the thick soup is boiling and bubbling. He was standing in the kitchen, holding a kitchen knife. Don't force me. With a click, the kitchen knife hit the chopping board, and all the bones were chopped off. He wiped the blood from his face and took off his apron. It's time to pick up your lover from get off work. Today, no one should bother me. Tip: 1. Inferior self-esteem man vs. Rude person 2. The part of the barrage seen by Gong and Shou is different. The content of the barrage seen by Shou is that Gong (actually the new lover in the book) loves him very much, while the content of the barrage seen by Gong is that Shou has fallen in love with someone else. 3. After receiving the order, Zhixian was twenty-nine, and Lin Min was attacked at thirty-four. Purpose: Break the old and create the new, live a good life




