The Bamboo Horse from Heaven Is so Noisy

He Ou×Jun Ying He is venomous but does not know it. He has delicate emotions and is good at self-PUA. He is a nervous critic. × Keen to provoke others, emotionally retarded and believes that money is everything First the campus, high school to university, then chasing love and the crematorium, and the ending. The two of them are students most of the time, so it's considered a campus novel. ——The Heavenly Bamboo Horse+Chasing Love Crematorium×2+Reunion—— He Ou, a strange man who uses hospital gowns as regular clothes, loves creation and hates inexplicable human beings, especially strange human beings who have no sense of boundaries. On the first day of my sophomore year of high school, I walked in and learned that I had gone from being a noble with a single desk in the back row against the wall to a hard-working double-table person who had to open a blind box. Before my new classmates arrived, things were already piled on my desk. He Ou: Are you sick? New classmate on the podium: He Ou! I came to this school and this class just because of you, am I moved or not? He Ou: Who are you? Jun Ying: I'm sad. Our childhood friendship was ultimately misplaced—— He Ou: What kind of friendship? Is it the kind of friendship where you blow up my down jacket into a feather duster with two kicks? Jun Ying: That was an accident—— He Ou: Or did you use hot melt glue to cover my clothes? Jun Ying:...... Jun Ying: Give me some face, Brother Ou, I know I was wrong. He Ou: Drag him down and throw him into the cold palace! Jun Ying (holding his throat): Your Majesty, I bribed the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty, and I'm back again~ He Ou: Your civil servants and military generals guard the cold palace? Jun Ying: You are really intolerant! Those years of sworn oaths, those years of bloodshed, those years of cutting off robes... He Ou: What are you cooking over there? The vegetables are finished cooking and there is oil and salt. Come over and eat quickly! Jun Ying: Okay! The flying gull who is tired of the world × the unruly lion Try to write as quickly as possible without procrastinating so many words There are non-scientific factors, the writing is ridiculous, and the ending of OE Purpose: Healing each other