After I Came Down from the Mountain, I Became Popular Through Live Streaming.
下山后我靠直播捉诡爆火了
by Little Tao Niang (小桃娘)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 23k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Lin Xiuyuan's live broadcast of catching tricks was purely forced - the roof of Qingai Guan is so leaky that you can see the stars, and the rice vat is so empty that you can raise mice. He held up a mahogany comb with broken teeth and shouted to the camera: "Family members, give me a reward! After you collect enough money to repair the roof, we will continue to broadcast tricks!" No one knows that this little Taoist priest who stands on the doorstep every day to reward him is actually the mugwort spirit from Qing Ai Temple. At that time, he was picked up and raised by an old Taoist in Guanli, euphemistically calling it the "Suppressing Guanling Grass". In fact, the old Taoist disliked him for swaying his leaves and chasing butterflies when the wind blew, and was afraid that he would scare the pilgrims, so he coaxed him to take the form of a human to learn Taoism. Unexpectedly, my first order was a disaster: I was wrapped around my ankle by the evil spirit eating copper coins. When I was holding on to the bridge board and calling for help, a white shadow floated over. The person who came was wearing a moon-white Taoist robe, and his mahogany sword "clicked" to cut through the magic chain. He told the story of the past a hundred years ago with a calm face. Even the ghost himself remembered the date of sinking into the river. Men Qing remembered it. Lin Xiuyuan's eyes were as wide as copper bells - Is this Taoist Master Xie Lin of the Qingwei Sect? I heard that he is rushing to complete twelve tasks for the sect competition. He is a ruthless character who can reveal all the secrets! What's even worse is that the way the Taoist looks at him is similar to the way the Taoist looked at him when he just transformed, with a hint of "Why is this grass covered in mud again?" He instantly made a small calculation: I don't care if he sees through it or not, let's get involved first! Isn't this a mobile fan-increasing tool? If you get along with him, let alone repair the roof, you can even hope to build an awning for the wormwood bushes in the backyard! So—— When the mugwort pounced, he held up his mobile phone to live broadcast and howled: "Thank you, Taoist priest, for helping me! This mugwort is tearing my hair! (Quietly: Can the fallen mugwort leaves be dried in the sun to make tea?)" When Xie Lin stopped, he leaned over and handed over the talisman: "Master Xie, take a rest, I will read you a barrage and praise you for being 'inhumanly handsome'! By the way, did you smell the fragrance of moxa on my sleeves just now?" Between tasks, he scratched his head and smiled: "Director Xie, look at the lack of a 'chief bodyguard' in my live broadcast room. Do you want to apply for the job? In charge of the food! The mugwort cakes I steamed are enough!" Xie Lin always had a cold face, but when he was about to be tickled, the Taomu Sword "just happened" to block in front of him. Occasionally, he would quietly add: "The mugwort spirit is afraid of water stains, so don't step on that black water." The audience in the live broadcast room enjoyed watching: "The anchor is here to get some money, right? The Taoist priest is more protective than a talisman!" "Wait! What did the anchor say? Wormwood cake? He is not a human being?!" (In the unit drama, every task hides a bitter past. The moxa essence host is taking advantage of the cold Taoist Priest to warm up, and while playing tricks, he is thinking: How about picking some leaves to soak in dew and sell them? Maybe he can get more rewards for cultivating the temple!) Intention: fate meets oneself