Yeah, I'm Just Playing with Abstraction
是啊,我就是在玩抽象
by Kitasaki (北咲)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Cheat Mode
- Detective Conan
- Hilarious
- Lighthearted
- Power Fantasy
Synopsis
Good news: Karasuma Renya successfully summoned the evil god and is pleased to offer a luxurious rejuvenation package! Bad news: Lord Evil God thought being a god was too boring, so he was reincarnated as his heir to experience life! Even worse news: This ancestor... Has something wrong with his mind! ! ! Karasuma Reiya, the young master Karasuma who is not short of money, wears a pale, world-weary face with dark gold inhuman eyes all day long. His daily schedule includes but is not limited to: At his coming-of-age ceremony, which was a sensation in wealthy social circles, he shaved off his hair (it grew out the next day anyway), then dressed up as a waiter, put the real waiter in a high-end dress and pushed him to the throne of honor: "Here, you are the young master today!" He dismissed the table full of delicacies and sneaked out to eat pudding in the cafe. Squatting in a dark corner, wrapped in a torn blanket and pretending to be a homeless man, barking at the passing bombers: "Woof! Woof woof woof!" (After being invited to "drink tea", he still felt confident: "I'm practicing dog language, can't I?") Street artist (devil version). Set up a drawing board and declare to "capture the reality of the soul". An undercover agent was painted in a holy light? Congratulations, you are a good person! The passing pre-dead are painted as abstract ghost pictures? He commented loudly, "The composition of your soul... Is very dangerous!" In the name of "experience people's livelihood", he is keen on any outrageous "part-time job". Serving coffee? Sweeping the streets? Be a nanny? Delivery? It's not surprising to appear anywhere. Black organization? It was his full-time nanny and ATM. Vodka: "Brother! The young master used the base firewall as a game console and maxed it out!" (Gin's hand shaking slightly when lighting the cigarette. Jpg) Belmod: (Looking at the mission report) "... So you retreated when you met the young master?" (Reiya snatched the report and criticized angrily) "Gin, deduct your performance! You have to write 'I met the young master who wore a maid uniform and took my sniper rifle for fun'. That's enough!" Behind the scenes BOSS Karasuma Renya: (I don't know which antique vase was broken in the secret room) "Quick! Give him money! Don't let this ancestor go to the convenience store to buy pudding on credit again!!!" Facing the famous detective with pupil earthquake, the evil god bit the pink straw and delivered a fatal blow: "Kudo-kun~ You have tracked down the ultimate boss for hundreds of episodes..." (Shaking the text message on his mobile phone) "... You just renewed my credit card? The note was 'Please be patient for a day'??" His ultimate declaration written on the title page of his diary: "When I get tired of playing with this body, I will fold the Japanese island into a paper airplane—— But now... Lao Deng! (Crossed out)Old financial owner! Help me settle the payment for the pudding first! Urgent! Waiting online! " (P. S. Lao Deng = Karasuma Renye, the designated wrongdoer investor of the black organization) Reiya: Don't do six basic exercises. Reading Guide ◆Crazy criticism of the evil god online: Abstract art is his sword, hell jokes are his shield, and pleasure is his eternal core. ◆The Black Organization: The ultimate form of the humble Party B: from killers to BOSS, all members are reduced to nannies, giving money with tears in their eyes, begging the young master not to act like a monster. ◆Record of the persecution of all evildoers: Gin's murderous intent? The charm of Belmode? The majesty of BOSS? Under the mental pollution of the evil god, everything turned into nothing, and pupil earthquakes were their daily routine. ◆Mental pollution warning! The product of the author's madness, it contains a large amount of performance art, abstract distortion, indiscriminate attacks and other operations that are beyond the scope of human understanding. Please fasten your seat belts. ◆This article is also known as: "On why the largest evil force in Japan became a pudding supplier"/"The evil god is also working hard to piss off Lao Den today" ◆Meeting him is everyone's bad luck. Intention: To be free, to be happy, to be happy
