Yu Wanzhen is an illustrator of human children's picture books.
The gentle and intellectual sister who is very childlike in the public imagination secretly said: "Children are so cute when they cry. Cry more and you can use it as material for me."
I will never admit that I am a fake, and only pretend to be elegant and dignified on the surface.
It's a pity that I met Chen Xu,
This person should also be purely human.
He has a harsh tongue and loves black humor.
He put makeup on the deceased and claimed: "Party A never has any negative comments."
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In Suzhou City, humans and fish-people coexist.
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When the salmon man with fish eggs hanging from his cheek banged his head against the glass door of the convenience store in the middle of the night, Yu Wanjing was sharing the last string of chicken crispy bone balls with Chen Xu.
"Should we call the police?" She asked.
"Wait a minute," Chen Xu observed carefully, "in case of collision and death, we can still sell an economical funeral package."
That night they saw Uncle Salmon again in the internet celebrity live broadcast room, but someone found a croaker with a human face in the can his daughter sold.
Yu Wanzhen unfortunately found that he had bought the same model, and the production date was marked one month ago, but the factory had been closed for half a year.
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When the carp boy drowned in the river, netizens agreed that the drowning of the fish was a joke from hell.
Conveniently, his parents were raped online.
The parents cried, "Ever since we read our son's diary, we really don't dare to have the extravagant hope that our son will become a dragon."
What did the boy write in his diary?
It read: "As long as you work hard, you will definitely become a salted fish. Add salt! Li Xiaoman!"
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Transition, a program that is enjoyable to watch.
An Internet celebrity who weighed 400 kilograms of catfish died suddenly during a live broadcast, and fans raised funds to "cut the body in half and burn it."
Yu Wanzhen: "He hated being called fat the most when he was alive."
Chen Xu: "Then we have to engrave the monument like this: A pile of cursed fodder is buried here."
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The above strange cases are inextricably linked to a factory.
And its CEO was sitting in the VIP seats of the concert, looking at the glow sticks in the hands of fans and smiling.
It is responsible for creating purgatory.
Euphemistically called: rescue.
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As for the big conspiracy behind it?
Yu Wanzhen knew but pretended not to know.
She recently picked up a picture book, with the biology company's logo printed on the title page.
The publisher said it was requested by the sponsor.
Finished the day's work.
She studied the protagonist's smiling face with satisfaction.
Sure enough, the face looks like it was sawed in half, and half of the skull is exposed, which is cuter.
Concept: The fantasy journey of the fish-men in the modern city