The Villain's Husband Makeover Plan

What should you do if the villain catches you writing all sorts of ways to kill him? Shuhuan's answer: First, back down and apologize, then promise him a happy ending, and after that... After that, she and her pen were bundled up and thrown into the world of the book by the villain himself, Pei Shu. Overnight, she went from being the master of a fictional world to a lame nobody chased by snakes and dogs, with a major villain who could show up at any moment to get revenge. She had one thing to say: she regretted it. If only she'd known, she never would have tortured the villain so badly! After much reflection, she decided to turn over a new leaf and start again. But on a dark and stormy night, Pei Shu showed up and asked, “Have we met before?” Shuhuan: “Huh?” Everyone knows villains have three defining traits: They're handsome! They're powerful! They have tragic pasts! After learning that he had lost his memory, Shuhuan thought long and hard before giving him her answer: “That's right, we know each other. We're not just acquainted, we're in love.” Here's her reasoning: Pei Shu is powerful. There's no way I can beat him in a fight, so I might as well win him over with love. When he gets his memories back, he'll remember all the moments we shared. Maybe his heart will soften, and he'll let me off for all those tragic endings I wrote for him. Now that's a clever plan! Shuhuan rubbed her hands together and began writing up her plan to turn the villain into a devoted husband: Plan One: Teach Pei Shu how to be a husband, such as being considerate, gentle, and taking the initiative to show concern... In practice: His cold stare drove her back. Plan failed. Plan Two: Teach Pei Shu how to put outfits together and style his hair. In practice: His atrocious taste put her off. Plan failed. Plan Three: Teach Pei Shu her secret cooking techniques. In practice: He blew up the kitchen. Plan failed. Plan Four... failed... Plan Five... failed... He can't do his hair, can't put an outfit together, and can't cook properly... Shuhuan was furious. How could anyone be this hopeless? She swore she'd turn the big villain into a devoted husband! Then a sword came to rest on her shoulder. Shuhuan dropped to her knees in an instant. “If you don't want to be a husband, then don't. Just put the sword down.” “I remember everything now.” She still clung to a sliver of hope. “You remember the vows of eternal love you made to me?” Pei Shu: “I remember the eighteen different ways you wrote for me to die.” Coming soon: Please add 《The Witch Won't Become an Immortal》 to your favorites!!! Blurb: After spending three years as a feared demon, Feng Tang suddenly grew sick of that life and dragged her enemy down with her. She thought she would leave her past behind forever, but when she woke up, she had become a good-for-nothing in the cultivation world. Feng Tang pointed at herself. “Me, a good-for-nothing?” You've got to be kidding! I'm the demon who made the entire Jiuzhou tremble in fear! She thought things couldn't get any worse, but then rumors spread through the Immortal City that Qi Yechen was going to marry her. Passerby A: “Immortal Lord Mingshu has always been an honorable man, but now he's gone mad and wants to marry a dead woman. That witch must be causing trouble from beyond the grave!” Passerby B: “It's bad enough that this witch threw Jiuzhou into chaos. She also schemed to make Immortal Lord Mingshu kill his enemies for her and forge her a golden body. Now she wants to marry him in a ghost wedding. What a wicked woman!” Passerby C: “Better to die than endure such humiliation! Everyone, follow me to the Immortal City and save Immortal Lord Mingshu!” Feng Tang: “?” What on earth are they talking about? Can anyone tell her what Qi Yechen, her former enemy and mentor, has been through all these years since she died? Theme: There's no dead end in life. Make the most of every day.