Lin Xiao is a top-notch musician with millions of followers, and he understands the meaning of "atmosphere" that is invisible and captivating.
Until he transformed into the famous flower of the high mountains in the world of cultivation - Yunji Immortal Lord.
Lin Xiao:? ? ? Is this wave of hardware epic enhancements? !
Before his smile reached his ears, he was bound to the cheating system:
[Ding! Today's KPI: Maintain the immortal character and "accidentally" reveal the collarbone line!
Lin Xiao: ... Are you asking me to do this with this ascetic face? The system allows you to be an individual!
System: [Failure penalty: Do you want to know about the Bone Erosion Pain trial outfit?
Lin Xiao:... Okay! Party A's father, you have the final say! Professional counterpart, I'm in this crappy class!
As a result, the style of painting in the world of cultivation changed suddenly:
Practice in seclusion? The clavicle-killing arrangement is filled with spiritual energy!
Immortals discuss the Tao? The strong wind "accidentally" rolled up my clothes, and I felt so broken!
Punishing disciples? The pressure caused the jade hairpin to fall off, and the black hair to droop down to become even more abstinent!
Lin Xiao (inner OS): This angle, this light, millions of fans are not for nothing! The system makes money!
However, the audience's reaction was seriously beyond the scope:
Genius Junior Brother (blushing): "Master must be enlightening my Taoist heart!" (No, he is targeting KPI)
The old enemy Demon Lord (with dark eyes): "Yunji! What kind of evil skills have you practiced?!" (Thank you for the invitation, 21st century new media operation skills)
The leader of the clan, Ling Jue (furrowing his brows): "... Why are his eyes so hollow and numb?" (The soul of a social animal is just tired)
Rumors arose from the ground: Qing Leng Xianzun was trapped in the quagmire, his charming demeanor seemed to be involuntarily!
Lin Xiao said (laughing nonchalantly): Oh, it's just mediocre.
Inwardly (crazyly complaining): Who understands my family! Before I wore the book, I was scolded as a slut, and after I wore the book, I was told that I was beautiful and raped! I am just a professional worker, not a tool of love! (The self-loathing black hole in the corner is starting. Jpg)
Until one day, he was "invited" to have a "heart-to-heart" talk by the paranoid boss who was overthinking.
Faced with accusations of "pretending to be noble" and "allowing others to pick and choose",
Lin Xiao said (lowering his eyes and biting his lips, the ends of his eyes were slightly red): Don't insult me! (In my heart: I am the best actor of the year! KPI was achieved perfectly! This sense of fragmentation is worth 500 popularity points!)
Boss (short breathing): You... What kind of poison did you give me? !
Lin Xiao (rolling his eyes inwardly): Thank you for the invitation. This is the professional quality of a working man.
Ling Jue, who hurried over, saw his sweetheart huddled on the ground with torn clothes, "desperate" eyes, and a "humiliation" scar on his wrist (system mission limited edition).
Ling Jue (eyes about to burst, heart like a knife): "It's not you who's dirty! It's never been you!"
He burnt all the shackles of heaven and held people tightly in his arms.
His voice was hoarse and his eyes were red: "Don't be afraid, let's go home!"
Lin Xiao (being pressed on his hot chest in confusion):? ? ? Etc! That's not how the script was written! I'm just completing a mission! Also, this sect leader, is your heartbeat a little noisy?
#On how to mess up the Taoist heart of the big boss by being serious and trying to live in the world of cultivation#
#The whole world of cultivation thought I was being ravaged, but in fact I was just chasing KPI#
#The actor who looks cool on the surface is attacked by a madman who is overly obsessed with protecting his wife#
#He thought he saved the broken me, but actually he interrupted my perfect performance#
The sand sculpture and the candy knife fly together, and the salvation is the same as HE! Watch how the Tucao Yong anchor completes KPIs with top-notch skills in the world of Xianxia, and by the way, gains a loyal dog leader (with MAX brain power)!
Reading Guide
1. Inner drama MAX! It's a fun person to complain about, and the barrage on the surface is like a flower on the mountain.
2. Abuse your mind but not your body! The main feature is that everyone's brains are being ravaged, but the reality is: Don't be embarrassed by me, KPI is important! There is no real violation, just enough misunderstanding!
3. Gong is the brain-boosting emperor! Complete the self-guided strategy by relying on outrageous imagination, and your heartache will turn into true love.
4. The system is a tool! Pushing the plot and making nonsense points will eventually be praised. HE! Super sweet!
Motto: Don't worry, someone will love you like a treasure
