Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger x a real tiger
Doomsday Crazy Flower x Business Elite
Ji Yanxin spent her whole life killing zombies, and was suddenly sent to a peaceful world, where a broken system tirelessly threatened her.
[Host, please complete the task: The overbearing president falls in love with me.
Ji Yanxin: What messed up your battery?
System: [Task object: Chu Min, President of Shenghua Group, goal: to win the favor of the boss, progress: 0%, countdown to three days...]
Ji Yanxin interrupted: What if we don't finish it?
And the system said: [Sudden death.
Ji Yanxin:......
Huh? !
So what do the precise sniper killings of the past 20 years, decisiveness and ruthlessness count for?
Does she count as diligent?
But the countdown to breaking the system really started, and Ji Yan panicked again.
It is said that Chu Min likes pure little white flowers. After two days of ideological struggle, Ji Yanxin decided that if a grown-up woman can bend and stretch, why not just pretend to be cute and innocent?
She can, she can act!
Later, Ji Yanxin almost had an in-depth exchange with Chu Min, and the progress of the strategy stopped at 99%.
What's going on! What went wrong? !
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Chu Min didn't know when a woman followed him.
This girl is gorgeous in appearance, and is too weak to take care of herself. She is like a charming heroine in a TV series.
Everyone says, "The boss really likes the innocent little white flower type."
Chu Min also thought that Ji Yanxin was a cute little white flower.
Until she was trapped in the basement by her opponent and besieged by dozens of people. Even if she was all-powerful, she could not save the situation of being outnumbered.
Chu Min closed his eyes and prepared to die peacefully, but was startled by the sound outside the door and opened his eyes again.
Ji Yanxin walked in wearing a floral skirt, her slender body blocking most of the light.
She stood alone in the hot summer wind of Nanwan City. She didn't look weak at all, but looked like a hunting lion.
The moment Ji Yan decided not to pretend, the sound of celebration exploded in her head:
[Congratulations to the host, the progress has reached 100% and the mission is completed!
Ji Yan was stunned and showed off his equipment.
"If I had told you that I didn't like the role of Good Baby, I wouldn't have acted in it!"
#The overbearing president and her (pseudo)canary
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#If I had known this, why would I do it in the first place?
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1V1, he, little sweet text, self-cut leg meat
The world line is all privately set, just enjoy reading the article
Copywriting 7/30/New copywriting November 2, 2025
Purpose: To be reborn in despair
