Scene: Two bad friends in a convenience store
Lin Yuchuan: (picking up a pack of spicy strips) "You said that the ingredient list of this spicy strip is so subtle as 'vegetable oil', why not just write 'the art of gutter oil'?"
Qin Jiang: "Then the sugar-free Coke in your hand still says '0 sugar', which is clearly 'Aspartame's Revenge'."
Lin Yuchuan: (Suddenly serious) "Wait a minute, the shelf life of these potato chips is 6 months... Is it implying that I will finish them within half a year? It's too provocative!"
Qinjiang: (Taking out a bag of dried mushrooms) "What are you afraid of? Look at this - 'open the bag to see the truth', a perfect scare marketing."
Auntie at the cashier: (coldly) "The two actors total 28.5."
Lin Yuchuan (attack) × Qinjiang (receiver)
Purpose: Achievements are easy but difficult